(funny) I want the total package

[mrhaircut33]

I want the total package and nothing less. Why don't I deserve the best? What the fuck do they know of my worth?


Want to hear my standards?

I want a girl with a big ass, slim waste, small medium thighs. 

She has to have AT LEAST a 9/10 face

She had to have medium size titties (too big is asking for back problems and for her to become spinecel by age 60)

She has to listen to my orders

She must have sex whenever i tell her

She has to give me blow jobs every morning to wake me up, but if she even asks for me to eat her pussy she gets a time out for the dday. (i will never eat female pussy a day in my lfie)


She has to be an amazing cook. Chef Boy R D material.

She has to let me fuck other girls. If she is mad about me fucking other girls, she should be mad at God for making a girl more beautiful than her

She has to make excellent pancakes for me in the morning, with blueberries and strawberries on top with aunt jemimas maple syrup

She has to be the bread winner in the family and  bring in an annual $1 billion

She has to be able to play all instruments 

She has to be able to dance well and shake her ass 







fuck you femoids

 

[lostcel]

strong fantasy life

 

[jagged0]

Why would a 10/10 femoid go for you when she can bang a rich normie or chad? Having standards as an incel is like a homeless kid being upset at having to eat soup for dinner.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

This is only for chad

 

[chaoslogos]

sexbot life

 

[mrhaircut33]

Why would a 10/10 femoid go for you when she can bang a rich normie or chad? Having standards as an incel is like a homeless kid being upset at having to eat soup for dinner.

its called playing hard to get boyo

 

[Blackpill101]

Just lol at your fantasies. Only chad actually gets food after sex.

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Why would a 10/10 femoid go for you when she can bang a rich normie or chad? Having standards as an incel is like a homeless kid being upset at having to eat soup for dinner.

Lmao. Not even Chads have these standards.

 

[mrhaircut33]

Just lol at your fantasies. Only chad actually gets food after sex.

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Lmao. Not only Chads have these standards.

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Shut the fuck up about your stupid fucking Chad worship. I'm the fucking man

 

[Blackpill101]

Shut the fuck up about your stupid fucking Chad worship. I'm the fucking man

I meant to say not even Chads***

 

[lostcel]

Just lol at your fantasies. Only chad actually gets food after sex.

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Lmao. Not only Chads have these standards.

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Shut the fuck up about your stupid fucking Chad worship. I'm the fucking man

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funniest poster on this forum tbh. btw i searched up ur name atlantis whatever III, you legitmately trying to sell your jacket design on facebook and twitter boyo? just lmao

 

[mrhaircut33]

funniest poster on this forum tbh. btw i searched up ur name atlantis whatever III, you legitmately trying to sell your jacket design on facebook and twitter boyo? just lmao

Yeah hoods by fin finbar comin soon

 

[DankIncel]

For me it is

>Be Femoid
>Be of legal age
>Be healthy (Can be overlooked in most cases)

 

[A Good Friend]

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyJUm1K1Etc

 

[lostcel]

funniest poster on this forum tbh. btw i searched up ur name atlantis whatever III, you legitmately trying to sell your jacket design on facebook and twitter boyo? just lmao

Yeah hoods by fin finbar comin soon

i just sent in my order for a fin finbar hood boyo, im going trekking soon and i expect it will keep me warm, if i dont get it im coming to minnesota to get my money back srs

 

[mrhaircut33]

i just sent in my order for a fin finbar hood boyo, im going trekking soon and i expect it will keep me warm, if i dont get it im coming to minnesota to get my money back srs

Lmao did you actually buy one

 

[lostcel]

i just sent in my order for a fin finbar hood boyo, im going trekking soon and i expect it will keep me warm, if i dont get it im coming to minnesota to get my money back srs

Lmao did you actually buy one

tbh nah, i would but i dont go trekking my dude, i find it hilarious that u actually tried to get this thing off the ground though, u have such an obscure website to even place orders from lol

how many of those things did u actually sell?

 

[mrhaircut33]

tbh nah, i would but i dont go trekking my dude, i find it hilarious that u actually tried to get this thing off the ground though, u have such an obscure website to even place orders from lol

how many of those things did u actually sell?

Grand total of Zero

 

[Akarin]

for me it's

>be cute
>be less than 17yo
>be thin
>be virgin

and that's everything

It's not like I have high standards r-right?

 

[Octopusgun2]

for me it's
>be cute
>be less than 17yo
>be thin
>be virgin
and that's everything
It's not like I have high standards r-right?

Cringe

 

[lostcel]

tbh nah, i would but i dont go trekking my dude, i find it hilarious that u actually tried to get this thing off the ground though, u have such an obscure website to even place orders from lol
how many of those things did u actually sell?

Grand total of Zero

i honestly find it fucking hilarious how you have so much faith in your idea

first of all your hood is aimed at a very small audience who people who like to go hiking in cold mountainous areas, i presume, which is not many. and theyd probably buy a full jacket instead. second you dont even have an online ordering system, and the site is hard to find, nobody is gonna you money through the mail blindly dude.

are you aspie tbh?

 

[Akarin]

Cringe

 

[Octopusgun2]

Cringe

Shut up nigger or i’ll do jihad all over your anus

 

[mrhaircut33]

i honestly find it fucking hilarious how you have so much faith in your idea

first of all your hood is aimed at a very small audience who people who like to go hiking in cold mountainous areas, i presume, which is not many. and theyd probably buy a full jacket instead. second you dont even have an online ordering system, and the site is hard to find, nobody is gonna you money through the mail blindly dude.

are you aspie tbh?

fuck right off with your small little penis

 

[Deleted member 2299]

made me lol

 

[lostcel]

i honestly find it fucking hilarious how you have so much faith in your idea
first of all your hood is aimed at a very small audience who people who like to go hiking in cold mountainous areas, i presume, which is not many. and theyd probably buy a full jacket instead. second you dont even have an online ordering system, and the site is hard to find, nobody is gonna you money through the mail blindly dude.
are you aspie tbh?

fuck right off with your small little penis

im dickmaxxing breh, im gonna escape soon, and im only 21, its ogre for you

 

[mrhaircut33]

im dickmaxxing breh, im gonna escape soon, and im only 21, its ogre for you

unless fin finbar takes off

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

But what are her standards?

Must be chad

 

[Melinda]

Nice trollpost, faggot.

 

[mrhaircut33]

Nice trollpost, faggot.

Nice man tits