funniest shit happened in the woods

[Simulacrasimulation]

I escape this hell hole earth by going for walks in the woods, watching movies in a self made man cave there.

This one time today I was there and this betabuxx dad bod guy in his 40s/50s and his milf wifey maybe "girlfriend" suddenly appeared walking.
they hadnt seen me sitting just a 100 yards walk from them I was behind them a bit lower down in a bit of a dug out, and there was a bunch of trees closer to me but completely visible to me. Where wifey thought she could'nt be seen so she just drops her whole trousers and knickers and completely exposes her asshole and pussy and squats to piss right fucking 25 yards in front of me lol I saw everything.

damn she was a fit older women toned ass and legs and wow the power of that compared to porn is immense its no contest, instant erection.

I walked past them lol and she lowered her head as she knew i saw her in all her glory

 

[WØLF]

watching movies in a self made man cave there.

 

[Deleted member 27161]

, should've thrown acid at her ass

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

i should have jumped on her ass and pounded her ass

is the only ass i will get like that

i now dont need porn for a long time

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

You missed your chance to ascend

 

[RollD20]

brag tbh

were you sure she knew you were there before?
a woman would only do this for chad.

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

You missed your chance to ascend

lol the husband was literally in front of the wife checking noone is watching
checking everywhere but behind her where i was looooooooooool what a douche

I would have literally had to go behind her and face this man while ascending lol cucking him face to face

brag tbh

were you sure she knew you were there before?
a woman would only do this for chad.

you didnt read she didnt see me until the end and only then she was finished and she only saw a masked bloke behind trees she didnt see much of me ..........

until i got onto the path
then i walked past her and she knew it must have been me that saw her and her

 

[Ellsworth]

I saw 2 stacies pissing in the parking lot of a fast food joint at 2am. Was based.

 

[Emba]

I saw stuff like that b4 irl 2

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

I saw stuff like that b4 irl 2

how long did the fap fuel last weeks or months

 

[meisterguido]

I saw stuff like that b4 irl 2

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Emba]

how long did the fap fuel last weeks or months

Decades...

...

Lol. They never saw me see them.

I don't want to ruin my memory, but one was far away near a bulldozer, about 150 feet away. AND one was spread wide, aimed directly in my direction a house width away, apx 75 feet. Both were very quick and casual about it.

Yep. Decades of Fapfuel.

 

[childhoodmemories]

Funny I was on the other end of a similar situation a few weeks ago - i went for a bike ride in a local park for the first time this season and back in the woods I really wanted to take a leak. Well, it's deep in the woods, so I stopped next to a random tree somewhere, looked around and started peeing on this tree.

Guess what - just 10 seconds later I heard some sounds behind me and saw a bunch of teenagers (both dudes and foids) coming out of the woods just mere 50 feet behind me. Like wtf, if I knew they were there, I would've stopped to take a leak elsewhere. I had to stop urinating quickly, hopped on a bike and took off embarrassed