"Funniest" blackpilling experience

[Yabadadabadoo]

Mine:

I finished my gym push session. I got out of the gym feeling like the strongest man alive when I come across two basketball players twice my size. Brutal

 

[finasscel]

I buzzed my long hair. All the foids in college(I don't think any of them even knew I existed till that point) burst out laughing when they saw me. Had to wear a hat, a mask and sunglasses for 2 months to hide my hideous features. The fag profs got angry when they saw me wearing those.

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

I buzzed my long hair. All the foids in college(I don't think any of them even knew I existed till that point) burst out laughing when they saw me. Had to wear a hat, a mask and sunglasses for 2 months to hide my hideous features. The fag profs got angry when they saw me wearing those.

Sorry brocel

But why did you buzz your hair as an inkwell

 

[finasscel]

Sorry brocel

But why did you buzz your hair as an inkwell

My parents kept insisting to get a haircut because my "hair was messy". I didn't want to go to a barber shop, so I tried to cut it on my own. It was good till the middle, then I fucked up, so I had to buzz everything to fix the assymetry jfl

 

[fedded]

I buzzed my long hair

Mirin the confidence

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Bones are the biggest factor for physical strength. A muscular manlet is no match for a thugmaxxed 6’5 tyrone who’s never worked out a day in his life.

 

[elf]

Mine:

I finished my gym push session. I got out of the gym feeling like the strongest man alive when I come across two basketball players twice my size. Brutal

Big boned frame gods devour the soul of gymcels just by existing

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Bones are the biggest factor for physical strength. A muscular manlet is no match for a thugmaxxed 6’5 tyrone who’s never worked out a day in his life.

And they were even taller than that

 

[finasscel]

Mirin the confidence

I messed up my hair had to do it