Serious Full Guide: How To Become A Numale in 2018 (IT Edition)

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Introduction

Have you ever wondered how you can become such an enlightened poster over at inceltears? For years Ive wondered how to numale-maxx and if you can relate, fear not for this guide will show you the way.

Step 1: Halomaxx

Women are the superior gender. Never state this outright, but imply it heavily. They have more senses than men to spot personality, more morality and dont succumb to lowly pleasures. Therefore women are LITERALLY the spiritual superior being, even though the Buddha personally disallowed women to be monks at first.

Step 2: Looksmaxx

Grow a huge beard and get the big frame glasses. Chin becomes irrelevant! Dont go to the gym, the only weight we lift are the soy containers for the bull (more on this later)

Important to note here: ANTI-MEWING: To develop a high quality gaping soy mouth, we have to practice exactly the opposite way of Dr. Mews recommendations. I recommend always mouthbreathing, feigning being surprised often and pushing your tongue downards. Do this 20 times a day for a year.
Visualisation Exercise: Imagine your wifes boyfriend coming home with a brand new nintendo switch. Take any object in your room and look at it as if it was a switch. Mimic the facial expression. Repeat 3 times a day.

Step 3: Attitude maxxing

This step can be done both with a significant other or with a hooker. We have to learn how to prep the bull and also how to enjoy getting cucked to its fullest.
If you have a significant other at the time of reading this, pick up a guy from the street (preferably a Tyrone or a Chang) and ask him if he wants to bang your wife for money. If this doesnt instantly work, try applying PUA techniques to your approaches (neg Tyrone about his muscles, watch out for IOIs)

After you got him, watch him fuck your wife and try to get off by it. If you cant, dont worry, sometimes it takes a few times. Bonus points if you can get the bull to give you money.

If you dont have a significant other, dont worry! You can start practicing right away! Buy a gfe at a brothel, go in together with tyrone and tell the hooker at first that you want a threesome. After time starts, get clothed again and watch Tyrone bang the hooker (preferably multiple times). Repeat till the fetish is put into place

Last Step: Finance maxxing

We need to budget carefully. Whatever you make, set aside 10% for soy. Soy is expensive and if you can mass buy it on amazon.
An additional 50% has to be set aside for the upcoming divorce if youre married, if not, what are you doing?? get married.
That leaves us with 40%. The most important step here is:
Dont donate more than 15% of your income to twitch girls!!
We want to get as much validation out of the twitch girls for as little money as possible. To do this, dont donate everything at once! Spread it out often, and leave very nice donation messages! Try to become a mod in the chat, that will give you privilege access to talking to her, even without spending. Ive often accidentally donated too much at once, while she might act very surprised, its only for 1 moment!! Better to donate 5 times a bit less, so she will remember your name. If she remembers your name, thats almost a guaranteed lay right there.


Okay guys thats it from my side, if you have any questions feel free to ask and of course I wish you fun on the soy-maxxing hunt.
 
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If i fail even at first step, what i'm supposed to do? Oh, i guess i won't become one. What a pity!
 
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Evildoer said:
If i fail even at first step, what i'm supposed to do? Oh, i guess i won't become one. What a pity!
Dont worry, all steps can be practiced so its NOT OVER for you. Just watch movies with strong female protagonists, bro
 
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Cuckcel said:
Dont worry, all steps can be practiced so its NOT OVER for you. Just watch movies with strong female protagonists, bro
Do i need to take more showers? I've heard you start to respect wymiuens more, when you shower.
 
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High effort shitpost.
 
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Evildoer said:
Do i need to take more showers? I've heard you start to respect wymiuens more, when you shower.
The problem is in this guide you need to go perfectly step by step or else the transformation will be flawed, and showering goes more towards step 2. You can however watch women shower in the movies, that is advanced training
 
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Cucktears are taking notes.
 
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Even if its high iq, its still over for numales in 2018
 
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I’d rather have both my testicles squeezed by a grizzly bear and slammed down into a metal plate by an anvil than be a soyboy numale orbiter
 
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TomathonClancy said:
I’d rather have both my testicles squeezed by a grizzly bear and slammed down into a metal plate by an anvil than be a soyboy numale orbiter
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Greetings from a time traveling nofapper from the future.

tbh