Got the same shit at ALL the gym/s I went to. ALL were the same.
The answer in an increasingly feudalistic society is home gyms.
Seriously this is the only set-up you need for a decent workout. (Click on images to enlarge them)
This oldschool piece of cardio is the BEST cardio machine, weight loss buy far.
Then as a bonus
You can get all the above for less than the price of a secondhand, high end gaming PC in a gym firesale or used gym equipment warehouse.
The only issue is space to put it if you live with parents or rent privately; so don't fuck up your floor. You'll need a reinforced floor in an annex building like a barn conversion or garage.
Home gyms are increasingly popular. No waiting times, no idiots, no distractions and workouts complete within 90 minutes.
Also it doesn't take long until you realise gym memberships are the boiling frog analogy.