Fucking ROASTIE at work Was My Secret SANTA - GAVE ME THIS - What A POS

[uninstall]

THIS PIECE OF SHIT

WOULD HAVE PUT HER NUMBER IN THE PACKAGE AND WOULD BE SUCKNIG YM DICK AS WE SPEAK IF I WERE CHAD

SHE GIVES ME THIS LOW IQ

COPING SHIT

cONVERSELY,

i BOUGHT EARBUDS (CHEAP BUT OK - PHILIPS SOMETHING) TO THE PERSON I WAS GIVING A PRESENT TO

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Over

 

[rabitter]

JFL! How the fuck does that even qualify as a "gift"? Probably cost her $1 from Aliexpress

 

[owly]

Nice present. Puzzles are nice ngl.
But, She should have given you a footjob.

 

[Gengar]

We also had Secret Santa in high school and I fucking hated. Always got meme presents also.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Because the assumption is that weak alien skulled men are into chess, puzzles, analytical thinking and that kind of shit. Alien skulled men are over represented in these things

 

[PersonalityChad]

uninstall is an ER waiting to happen.

 

[rabitter]

uninstall is an ER waiting to happen.

Too bad he lives in Europisstan where even a kitchen knife is borderline illegal.

 

[Life Wasted]

You're lucky you even got that, non-Chad men don't get shit from women usually.

 

[nice_try]

JFL! How the fuck does that even qualify as a "gift"? Probably cost her $1 from Aliexpress

Would go straight into the trash if somebody gave me that shit.

 

[Inceldo]

She gave you something. I get nothing

 

[uninstall]

You're lucky you even got that, non-Chad men don't get shit from women usually.

ONE YEAR I GOT NOTHING ACTUALLY

 

[Life Wasted]

ONE YEAR I GOT NOTHING ACTUALLY

 

[uninstall]

Too bad he lives in Europisstan where even a kitchen knife is borderline illegal.

i carry victorinox classic

if that's illega in the UK jfl

 

[Cuyen]

She gave you something. I get nothing

this

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

over for secretsantacels. what did she get everyone else?

 

[Barry]

its over for secretsantacels

 

[Dregster]

She gave you something. I get nothing

She was forced to give him something. It wasn't voluntary, it never began.

 

[Weed]

At least a foid gifted u something. We didn't have this shiet tbhtbh

 

[StaroRavager]

uninstall is an ER waiting to happen.

Yeah man, he’s feeling cheERy this holiday season

 

[Blacktarpill]

You're lucky you even got that, non-Chad men don't get shit from women usually.

Definitely.

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

My workplace is about 85% male and all the Secret Santas I've drawn, both giving and getting, have been other guys.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

1000 approaches yet?

 

[Deleted member 11032]

She was forced to give him something. It wasn't voluntary, it never began.

This

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I didn’t sign up for secret Santa because it’s a stupid waste of time, just give me cash tbh. If I want something, I just buy it, I’m not a child.

 

[Damo the incel]

I'm not surprised, foids are cheap as fuck

 

[Michael15651]

You're lucky you even got that, non-Chad men don't get shit from women usually.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Too bad he lives in Europisstan where even a kitchen knife is borderline illegal.

You are aware that europe consists of dozens of countries and only the UK which is a island, has an actual ban on firearms.

 

[nice_try]

Gift the autist some pointless puzzle so he can keep himself busy and not bother other people TEEEHEEEEE

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Believe me your secret santa was a fucking dream, mine was a fucking nightmare in my job

 

[uninstall]

I couldn't solve it and broke it with a pair of pliers

 

[rabitter]

You are aware that europe consists of dozens of countries and only the UK which is a island, has an actual ban on firearms.

Only Czech is based, the rest are all cucked. All Euro countries (except Czech and Switzerland) have a de-facto ban in big cities. You pretty have to be in the countryside and belong to a gun club to own a gun.

Don't believe me? Try getting a gun legally in Paris or Amsterdam or Copenhagen. Protip: you can't.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I couldn't solve it and broke it with a pair of pliers

lmao

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Nice present. Puzzles are nice ngl.
But, She should have given you a footjob.