RageFuel Fucking presenteist normalfags gave me a killer cold.

[Autismus Maximus]

Fucking assholes coming to the office coofing and wheezing because their shitty pregnancy test was negative for Corona-chan. One bitch even told me "If it's not Covid I'm not staying home." Fucking foidwhore sits in the desk facing mine. Now I'm stuck at home feeling like Satan was deepthroating me with his lava dick wrapped in stinging nettles. I can't fucking talk at all, I can barely swallow and have to get my fluid in via thyme tea. Thanks you stupid fucking whore. Thank you for dragging your fat ass into your office chair during down season so you can play on your phone all day long instead of just calling in sick until your symptoms have cleared. I could be chilling out right now, but because of your cattlebrained idea of "work ethic" (id est poorly pretending to work) now I have to do the same thing you do every night, except with SATAN'S DICK WRAPPED IN STINGING NETTLES AND RAZOR WIRE. I sincerely hope you choke on a cumshot, slut.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Autismus Maximus]

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Me r/n not even gonna pretend it ain't so. Never had a cold this bad

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Now I'm stuck at home feeling like Satan was deepthroating me with his lava dick wrapped in stinging nettles.

No actually the most significant thing about your story to me is that you didn't immediately jump to the assumption that it's the scary ooga booga covaids when most would have. Or maybe that's just a normie trait.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Jesus, now I got a huge fever. 39.1 C, but my throat feels better.

No actually the most significant thing about your story to me is that you didn't immediately jump to the assumption that it's the scary ooga booga covaids when most would have. Or maybe that's just a normie trait.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Feels like a bad flu.
I had a fever dream about that foid fucking my ass with a strap-on. Weird. I hate pegging porn. Then I looked at a shadow and it looks like a guy is leaning on my window. On the third story. Fuck off Satan my throat's still raw. Go fuck the foid, she deserves it. I rather shiver at my computer now before this shit gets any more intense. I don't ask for a trip ffs. Leave me alone.

 

[Claude]

could relate to this couple of years back when i fell rlly ill probably from a mf classmate
btw are you vaccinated OP? could the vaccine make flu like symptoms feel less painful

 

[Autismus Maximus]

They can inject that science juice into my cold, dead body.