ThePlagueDoctor
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Why couldn't I have been born a tall white Chad? Instead I'm a short ricecel. If I were to be a Chad I'd be banging any one of the slutty JB foids in my school right now, but they all despise me immediately just from my looks and only go for Chads.
Why couldn't I have been born with a healthy body? Instead I have arthritis at the age of 17
Why couldn't I at least have decent skin? Instead I'm covered in patches of itchy, scaly, bleeding skin from my psoriasis.
Why couldn't I at least be neurotypical? Even with all of that it'd be easier to cope if I could more easily make friends, instead I'm socially awkward as shit and can't do that. I've even tried reading books and papers on socializing, which didn't really help.
Why couldn't I at least be smart? Instead I'm an Asian who's bad at math and science, while having no other redeeming features. The Valedictorian at my school is a white Chadlite too, jfl.
Why couldn't I at least be born in a middle class family? Instead of being rich or upper class, or even middle class, my mom doesn't work and my dad makes 15k a year. So I'm broke as fuck.
Why did I have to be completely screwed in literally every aspect of life? Why did I have to be born?
Fuck.

Why couldn't I have been born with a healthy body? Instead I have arthritis at the age of 17
Why couldn't I at least have decent skin? Instead I'm covered in patches of itchy, scaly, bleeding skin from my psoriasis.
Why couldn't I at least be neurotypical? Even with all of that it'd be easier to cope if I could more easily make friends, instead I'm socially awkward as shit and can't do that. I've even tried reading books and papers on socializing, which didn't really help.
Why couldn't I at least be smart? Instead I'm an Asian who's bad at math and science, while having no other redeeming features. The Valedictorian at my school is a white Chadlite too, jfl.
Why couldn't I at least be born in a middle class family? Instead of being rich or upper class, or even middle class, my mom doesn't work and my dad makes 15k a year. So I'm broke as fuck.
Why did I have to be completely screwed in literally every aspect of life? Why did I have to be born?
Fuck.

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