fuck celebrities and their autobiographies

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Every fucking celebrity from some reality start faggot to some goalkeeper feel obligated to write their autobiographies and sell it to NPCs.

What do I call that?

Pornography.

Most of those faggots got where they are thanks to pure luck and/or mom and dad's money. That's it. They are not fucking special. They have nothing to teach you. They have as much wisdom as a chad who thinks his game earns him bitches.

Yet they feel obligated to write an autobiography.

Why?

To make money and flatter their ego.

Those autobiographies are written by ghostwritters who get paid almost nothing. Most of the celebrities cannot write to save their life.

THE NPCs gather like apple fanboys to receive a copy signed by the celebrity himself.

It's pretty fucking pathetic.

Idol worshiping at its finest.

Those books are nothing but PR campaigns full of lies presenting the said faggot in a positive lighting.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

i dont mind the business side of biographies but yea too many of them put too much personal info that makes it hard to care for them
like a whole chapter of how they fucked two sisters at 13yo and this became a positive cherished moment for them
really detracts from what they actually accomplished by busting ass every week on the road playing gigs for free for 2 straight years until they had a breakout hit and found their musical niche

 

[Zaetheus]

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i dont mind the business side of biographies but yea too many of them put too much personal info that makes it hard to care for them
like a whole chapter of how they fucked two sisters at 13yo and this became a positive cherished moment for them
really detracts from what they actually accomplished by busting ass every week on the road playing gigs for free for 2 straight years until they had a breakout hit and found their musical niche

They sold their souls so hardly any effort on their part

 

[Insomniac]

I hate celebrity culture. I hate that our society worships them as gods.

Why should I give a shit what Leonardo DiCaprio or Taylor Swift think about politics? It’s just the ZOG using them as mouthpieces to get their agenda across.

 

[Swiswis]

Chad doesnt buy their autobiography

He just fucks them and leaves

 

[The Abyss]

Every fucking celebrity from some reality start faggot to some goalkeeper feel obligated to write their autobiographies and sell it to NPCs.

What do I call that?

Pornography.

Most of those faggots got where they are thanks to pure luck and/or mom and dad's money. That's it. They are not fucking special. They have nothing to teach you. They have as much wisdom as a chad who thinks his game earns him bitches.

Yet they feel obligated to write an autobiography.

Why?

To make money and flatter their ego.

Those autobiographies are written by ghostwritters who get paid almost nothing. Most of the celebrities cannot write to save their life.

THE NPCs gather like apple fanboys to receive a copy signed by the celebrity himself.

It's pretty fucking pathetic.

Idol worshiping at its finest.

Those books are nothing but PR campaigns full of lies presenting the said faggot in a positive lighting.

Yup, right on. It makes me laugh when you get say; a sportsman that everyone makes a huge deal over yet they have the right build for their sport/role, was enrolled into some of the best training for it at a very young age/had a close relative in the industry/forefather genetics, encouraged & supported non stop & spend nearly every waking hour practicing at it. How the hell would they not be great at it assuming they stay off the drugs, eat right, keep a routine & just don't shit the bed generally.

 

[iKillCucks]

I hate celebrity culture. I hate that our society worships them as gods.

Why should I give a shit what Leonardo DiCaprio or Taylor Swift think about politics? It’s just the ZOG using them as mouthpieces to get their agenda across.

For real they're a bunch of fucking faggot cucks too. Eric and Dylan should be worshiped not fagonardo Dicuckio

 

[ihaveno1]

only autobiography worth reading is something called My Twisted World

 

[iKillCucks]

only autobiography worth reading is something called My Twisted World

 

[Deleted member 677]

They sold their souls so hardly any effort on their part

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