Friends are useless if they won't help you get laid

[jagged0]

Friends who know about your inceldom yet refuse to get you laid are only using you as a pillow to make themselves feel better, just imagine everytime you talk to them about your depression at being a single virgin they'll remark in their head "Heh, at least I'm better off than this loser." you'll always be that pillow of comfort for that friend who can look to you whenever he's at his lowest in life knowing you're even worse off than him.

 

[nausea]

I refuse to talk to your avatar

 

[Melinda]

If your mom isn't helping you get laid, she doesn't love you.

 

[Sub8Hate]

>MFW mutual friends become single but the group doesn't even view you as an option.

 

[/pol/cel]

Na not always the case. I have one friend who Im with friends with because we have a shared seething hatred of organic life.

 

[Melinda]

Na not always the case. I have one friend who Im with friends with because we have a shared seething hatred of organic life.

You are both organic life, doofus.

 

[/pol/cel]

You are both organic life, doofus.

We hate ourselves too whats your point.

 

[Melinda]

We hate ourselves too whats your point.

Why would you be friends with someone that you hate? Lol.

 

[Deleted member 306]

And friends stop hanging out together because sex>friends. Our purpose is to fuck as much as possible not hang out.

 

[theoldnick]

how to know if a friend is a real friend:
a real friend will give you a phone number or introduce you to a girl in his circle he's not interested in/can't have