Free condoms

[lastchancel]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college is honestly the most fucking depressing thing. Especially when they follow it with some stupid slogan like "stay safe!" Fair enough when they leave them in the bathrooms or something, but when it's a handout its just such an insult to get handed like 7 condoms you won't even use one of in your entire damn life.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

stupid slogan like "stay safe!"

This is the worst part of it all tbh

 

[Void]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college is honestly the most fucking depressing thing. Especially when they follow it with some stupid slogan like "stay safe!" Fair enough when they leave them in the bathrooms or something, but when it's a handout its just such an insult to get handed like 7 condoms you won't even use one of in your entire damn life.

Be low inhib and take them all for yourself. JK

But seeing it being empty after awhile really adds fuel to the fire.

 

[VST]

Just use it to strangle yourself in the bathroom stalls, that'll teach'em kek.

 

[Life Wasted]

That would piss me the fuck off. So many assumptions behind that gesture. Unless you're Chad you are not getting any action in college.

Those deluded retards think that everyone is having more sex than ever before thanks to feminism but it's the complete opposite.

I would have scoffed at whoever was handing those out then thrown them right in the trash before saying "do I look like someone who gets laid ever muthafucker?!". Its mega insulting to hand condoms to an incel.

 

[NeiboltStreet]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college is honestly the most fucking depressing thing. Especially when they follow it with some stupid slogan like "stay safe!" Fair enough when they leave them in the bathrooms or something, but when it's a handout its just such an insult to get handed like 7 condoms you won't even use one of in your entire damn life.

I sometimes fap with a condom, just to imagine I'm having sex

 

[happiless]

Same thing happened in high school and college for me. In high school I kept it out of hope, in college with little hope... until they expired.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

We need free beer and drugs not condoms....

 

[Mr. Pajser]

Just use it to strangle yourself in the bathroom stalls, that'll teach'em kek.

 

[LC_TUROK]

We need free beer and drugs not condoms....

This ---->

Same thing happened in high school and college for me. In high school I kept it out of hope, in college with little hope... until they expired.

I'd take them, leave them in plain sight of my roommate or visitors, and then gradually throw them out. Like once a week.

 

[KFT]

If there was a box that had condoms available for anyone, you could take a small needle and poke all of them.

 

[lastchancel]

If there was a box that had condoms available for anyone, you could take a small needle and poke all of them.

nope they literally distributed them like fucking retards, not a basket

That would piss me the fuck off. So many assumptions behind that gesture. Unless you're Chad you are not getting any action in college.

Those deluded retards think that everyone is having more sex than ever before thanks to feminism but it's the complete opposite.

I would have scoffed at whoever was handing those out then thrown them right in the trash before saying "do I look like someone who gets laid ever muthafucker?!". Its mega insulting to hand condoms to an incel.

I know.. but I guess if they gave them to chad and not to me it would be even worse.

 

[Damo the incel]

That would piss me the fuck off. So many assumptions behind that gesture. Unless you're Chad you are not getting any action in college.

Those deluded retards think that everyone is having more sex than ever before thanks to feminism but it's the complete opposite.

I would have scoffed at whoever was handing those out then thrown them right in the trash before saying "do I look like someone who gets laid ever muthafucker?!". Its mega insulting to hand condoms to an incel.

This, anytime I got handed free condoms it was always some fuckin Stacy and I remember turning around and seen her laughing with her friends when she gave me a free condom, I was so angry at that moment

 

[NorthWesterncel]

I sometimes fap with a condom, just to imagine I'm having sex

So do I

 

[tehgymcel420]

I remember one time walking into a store with my trucel friend, they were handing out free condoms and he grabbed some, I told him that he'd never use them but he insisted that it will happen one day.

 

[lastchancel]

This, anytime I got handed free condoms it was always some fuckin Stacy and I remember turning around and seen her laughing with her friends when she gave me a free condom, I was so angry at that moment

Honestly you should have given it back to her and told her she looked like she needed as many as she could get. If some stacey hands me one I'm gonna say that.

 

[Professorjpj]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college is honestly the most fucking depressing thing. Especially when they follow it with some stupid slogan like "stay safe!" Fair enough when they leave them in the bathrooms or something, but when it's a handout its just such an insult to get handed like 7 condoms you won't even use one of in your entire damn life.

My entire life Ive been completely UNABLE to use them ANYway, the few times Ive gotten laid(usually by escorts).. Instant I even SEE a condom, its SOFT CITY!!

 

[tiredofthisshit]

I never ever had a condom in my hand lol 0 idea how it feels

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Joke's on them, I'd take several and wank with them to vary the feeling.

 

[lastchancel]

I remember one time walking into a store with my trucel friend, they were handing out free condoms and he grabbed some, I told him that he'd never use them but he insisted that it will happen one day.

IncelTears user

 

[Profligate]

I sometimes fap with a condom, just to imagine I'm having sex

thought I was the only one who does that lol. It also makes cleaning up much easier.

 

[lastchancel]

thought I was the only one who does that lol. It also makes cleaning up much easier.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=posh wank

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

We should be handed free cyanide pills the moment we step outside

 

[Deleted member 250]

give them all free trips to the Emergency Room

 

[Profligate]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=posh wank

you learn something new every day.

 

[lastchancel]

give them all free trips to the Emergency Room

to the morgue

 

[Kirito3]

If there was a box that had condoms available for anyone, you could take a small needle and poke all of them.

Holy shit based

 

[StaroRavager]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college is honestly the most fucking depressing thing. Especially when they follow it with some stupid slogan like "stay safe!" Fair enough when they leave them in the bathrooms or something, but when it's a handout its just such an insult to get handed like 7 condoms you won't even use one of in your entire damn life.

Go to Walmart and flip em for $2.50 a piece

 

[acnescarcel]

Go to Walmart and flip em for $2.50 a piece

 

[lastchancel]

Go to Walmart and flip em for $2.50 a piece

Only pharmacies and trashy bars sell condoms here. :z

 

[Anger]

In what kind of degenerate country do they give you free condoms????? go i fucking hate degeneracy

 

[Mickeyonacid]

America lol

 

[Deleted member 1227]

Getting a handout of free condoms when entering college.

where in the actual fuck does that happen?in my 28 years of life i have never seen anyone offering free condoms to anyone. That shit is expensive yo

 

[youngcel39]

That would piss me the fuck off. So many assumptions behind that gesture. Unless you're Chad you are not getting any action in college.

Those deluded retards think that everyone is having more sex than ever before thanks to feminism but it's the complete opposite.

I would have scoffed at whoever was handing those out then thrown them right in the trash before saying "do I look like someone who gets laid ever muthafucker?!". Its mega insulting to hand condoms to an incel.

problem is your inceldom would spread quickly thru campus thus destroying little hope to live a quiet life of pain.

 

[AsiaCel]

Maybe you can make some acid and toss them into the condom, damaging them thus destroying their ability to stop sperm.

 

[Stoiccel]

In what kind of degenerate country do they give you free condoms????? go i fucking hate degeneracy

If two people wanna bang they're gonna do it regardless.

 

[ColdPillow]

I want condoms

 

[Crustaciouse]

I get depressed whenever I see them doing this shit at my college. Completely ruins my day knowing all those people are having sex ehile I rot.

 

[blackerthancoal]

Get an escort will ya. You'll go through them

 

[lastchancel]

where in the actual fuck does that happen?in my 28 years of life i have never seen anyone offering free condoms to anyone. That shit is expensive yo

dirt cheap here.

Get an escort will ya. You'll go through them

i refuse to lose my virginity to an escort.

where in the actual fuck does that happen?in my 28 years of life i have never seen anyone offering free condoms to anyone. That shit is expensive yo

And it's staff members of the college that give them out, not randomers.

 

[lntestine]

They had people come in hand us some during sex ed when i was GRADE 9
Disappointing.

 

[lastchancel]

They had people come in hand us some during sex ed when i was GRADE 9
Disappointing.

at least at that stage you wouldn't know for sure that you are incel

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

They did this when I entered my Freshman year. They also had the baskets around every single fucking corner in the dorms. By the end of the second semester people were using them to prank other dorm rooms by wrapping them around door handles with some shit inside so they eventually made you ask the RA for one but jesus christ I was supposed to be going to a private catholic school and they still did this shit.

 

[canino1997]

Poke holes in all of them before giving them out for free. When some of these whores get pregnant or have to result to abortion (baby murder) that will teach them.

 

[TakeTheBlackPill]

Only chads/chadlites really benefit from it.

 

[NeiboltStreet]

thought I was the only one who does that lol. It also makes cleaning up much easier.

Exactly!

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i think we got one in fucking first year of highschool in eastern europe in a weird package with instructions that you carried home, my parents reverently set it on a high shelf or something for a while like it was a trophy or something, it eventually just expired and got thrown away
imagine the people who actually got to use it

 

[FlyFace]

Condom Shuriken's

 

[Deleted member 1983]

use them as water balloons.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

just take them so you can fap longer