News Frat Chad touches a foid flight attendant's tit and gets duct-taped to seat for the entire flight

[PPEcel]

From the NYTimes:

A Frontier Airlines passenger assaulted three flight attendants, punching one and groping the breasts of two others, on a weekend flight from Philadelphia to Miami, prompting one crew member to tape him to his seat until the plane landed, the authorities said.

The Miami-Dade Police Department identified the man as Maxwell Berry, 22, of Norwalk, Ohio, who it said in a criminal complaint had been charged with three misdemeanor counts of battery.

Mr. Berry graduated in May from Ohio Wesleyan University, where he received a values in action award from the Greek life community for being a “perfect role model” and for leading “the fight to dismantle fraternity stereotypes.”

Here's a video of the situation unfolding:
View: https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875


nigga $2 million isn't even that much JFL

This was less than a month after I wrote this post:

Thirty high school Chads and Stacies under federal investigation after causing American Airlines to cancel a flight | Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Details: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/07/07/lifestyle/unmasking-truth-saga-american-airlines-flight-893/ Analysis: What I think is notable about this case is that it involved a group of almost four dozen high school seniors celebrating their graduation by going on a trip to the Bahamas...

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As a frequentflyercel I've realized that most unruly air passengers are not incels, but high-tier normies if not Chads or Stacies. I think it's because of how rigidly structured, impersonal, and frustrating the air travel process can be; you are treated like cattle for at least part, if not most, of your trip -- security, customs, boarding, et cetera. For people who are used to getting special treatment (i.e. the attractive), much of the commercial air travel experience can feel like an insult. You know for a fact that if an incel had done what this Chad did, especially a Middle Eastern incel, he'd have been beaten to death by simps instead of being merely restrained.

 

[kanyepilled]

my grandparents are worth more than 2 million and it really means nothing. both are mentally ill

 

[Incelius Savage]

If it was an incel they would've thrown him out of the plane midair.

 

[PPEcel]

my grandparents are worth more than 2 million and it really means nothing. both are mentally ill

to be fair, $2 million is probably well above-average in Ohio

but you are right, $2 million is still fairly middle class outside of shitholes

also i wouldnt be caught dead flying on frontier or spirit

 

[Mecoja]

Black dude handled him like a little baby, i wish i was black.

 

[Linesnap99]

You know for a fact that if an incel had done what this Chad did, especially a Middle Eastern incel, he'd have been beaten to death by simps instead of being merely restrained.

an incel might be thrown out of the flying plane if he done anything like this.

 

[Diocel]

2M is nothing.

 

[PPEcel]

If it was an incel they would've thrown him out of the plane midair.

an incel might be thrown out of the flying plane if he done anything like this.

absolutely brutal if it weren't for the fact that airplane doors are designed to briefly swing inwards before outwards when opening, which means that no human could possibly have the strength to open them given air pressure differentials while the plane is at cruising altitude

 

[Lebensmüder]

2M is nothing.

 

[Ika-Sama]

I'm worth 2 -7 dollars ngl.

 

[Lonelycel]

Damn look at all the billionaires in the thread saying $2 million is nothing

 

[metabuxx]

nigga $2 million isn't even that much JFL

Only @PPEcel can say this

 

[s0ver]

2 millions is not too much

i m writing this in my private jet leaving my private island

 

[ReplaceMyJuice]

Just get duct-taped theory

 

[SlayerSlayer]

FRAT CHADS living the dream

 

[PPEcel]

Just get duct-taped theory

wtf is that pfp

 

[ReplaceMyJuice]

wtf is that pfp

A sheep with horns

 

[Deleted member 15850]

Black dude handled him like a little baby, i wish i was black.

Why would you want that? You can have my blackness.

 

[PPEcel]

A sheep with horns

U got me

 

[kanyepilled]

to be fair, $2 million is probably well above-average in Ohio

but you are right, $2 million is still fairly middle class outside of shitholes

also i wouldnt be caught dead flying on frontier or spirit

even then, it doesn't mean much, you can be dead average and still have a nice living space. my grandparents own a few houses in a big city's suburbs and they all are in poor condition, you walk in and it feels like the walls are closing in on you because of all the shit stacked everywhere, and the areas with space are inhabited by roughly 20 cats, it's disgusting.

 

[Kamikaze]

2 mil is downright poverty line.

 

[PPEcel]

2 mil is downright poverty line.

Ok I didn't say that

It isn't poverty-line status but being a millionaire in 2021 isn't the same thing as it was 20 years ago.

 

[Kamikaze]

With 2 mil usd, you will most likely have to soupkitchenmaxx and refridgeratorcardboardmaxx.

 

[SerCel]

 

[Orca]

Damn look at all the billionaires in the thread saying $2 million is nothing

 

[Wellington]

Damn look at all the billionaires in the thread saying $2 million is nothing

I can't believe the responses in this thread

2 million dollars will literally change my life overnight

Black dude handled him like a little baby, i wish i was black.

Being black is only worth it if you're Tyrone with a BBC. If you're not then it's better to be white.

 

[erenyeager]

I can't believe the responses in this thread

2 million dollars will literally change my life overnight



Being black is only worth it if you're Tyrone with a BBC. If you're not then it's better to be white.

The forum isn't what it used to be boyo. It's time to leave

 

[gilescorey]

2 mln $ is not much? wtf? It's top 6% percent of US households, it's like being 6 foot 2. In any other country, except Scandinavian ones, you're even richer. Even if you exclude most liquid assets, it's like 3 middle-sized houses in a suburban area of an american major city, and you can add a couple 50k-100k cars. I hope you get communismmaxxed you fucking entitled faggots.

 

[Neggr]

If it was an incel they would've thrown him out of the plane midair.

 

[Amphetaminecel]

2 mln $ is not much? wtf?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I'm worth 2 -7 dollars ngl.

2 mln $ is not much? wtf? It's top 6% percent of US households, it's like being 6 foot 2. In any other country, except Scandinavian ones, you're even richer. Even if you exclude most liquid assets, it's like 3 middle-sized houses in a suburban area of an american major city, and you can add a couple 50k-100k cars. I hope you get communismmaxxed you fucking entitled faggots.

this

 

[Mogged Loner]

HOW is 2 million not that much


Brutal getting life mogged
You could buy yourself a bunch of wives with that kinda money

 

[Caesercel]

I was expecting to see some groping

 

[CoomerCommander]

What a piece of shit

 

[BlkPillPres]

being a millionaire in 2021 isn't the same thing as it was 20 years ago.

Dude, the amount of millionaires on the planet is just slightly above ONE PERCENT and that change only happened recently due to the pandemic and people exploiting that to their advantage

Percentage of adult millionaires around the world surpasses 1% in 2020 despite pandemic

The United States had nearly a third of the world's new millionaires last year, adding 1.7 million to the country's total.

www.newsweek.com

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/10/08/first-time-history-us-billionaires-paid-lower-tax-rate-than-working-class-last-year/

So when you say shit like this:

nigga $2 million isn't even that much JFL

It just looks stupid

Its like Chad saying "fucking 5 different women in a week isn't that much broooooo"

It just sounds obnoxious and ignorant

Percentages matter, being a millionaire isn't more "common", its just more "known" because the world has been globalized and information is more accessible

That still doesn't change how rare being a millionaire is

 

[IncelGolem]

I think OP meant it's not enough to brag about.

For context, he's going to Miami which is where I'm from. Even if he makes bee-line to the metro-mover (free mass transit to downtown for people too poor to pay for a Uber) and avoids walking near the Admirals Club, American Express Lounge, more expensive airport restaurants, etc. etc. he will still pass by 100 people with a higher net worth before he leaves the damn airport.

 

[BlkPillPres]

I think OP meant it's not enough to brag about.

For context, he's going to Miami which is where I'm from. Even if he makes bee-line to the metro-mover (free mass transit to downtown for people too poor to pay for a Uber) and avoids walking near the Admirals Club, American Express Lounge, more expensive airport restaurants, etc. etc. he will still pass by 100 people with a higher net worth before he leaves the damn airport.

You are basically saying "everything is relative" and that's complete bullshit

By your logic I guess Chad can say "I'm not even that attractive" because a town or country where a lot of Giga Chads live exists

"I'm only fucking like 2 new chicks a week, that's rookie numbers bro, Giga Chads smash 6+ new chicks a week"


That's not how things work, percentages matter

Even 500K is brag worthy, the average American makes around 40K to 50K a year, if we take the higher value (50K), that means it takes the average American TEN WHOLE YEARS to make that amount of money

But I guess that's "not enough to brag about"

Other places exist, other countries exist, other cultures exist, to speak about money within a vaccum of "Miami exists" makes no sense at all, Miami existing doesn't change the value of money and it doesn't change the average income of a person in America

 

[Transcended Trucel]

You are basically saying "everything is relative" and that's complete bullshit

By your logic I guess Chad can say "I'm not even that attractive" because a town or country where a lot of Giga Chads live exists

"I'm only fucking like 2 new chicks a week, that's rookie numbers bro, Giga Chads smash 6+ new chicks a week"


That's not how things work, percentages matter

500K is brag worthy, the average American makes around 40K to 50K a year, if we take the higher value (50K), that means it takes the average American TEN WHOLE YEARS to make that amount of money

But I guess that's "not enough to brag about"

Other places exist, other countries exist, other cultures exist, to speak about money within a vaccum of "Miami exists" makes no sense at all, Miami existing doesn't change the value of money and it doesn't change the average income of a person in America

Agreed. OP is retarded same with the other users. 2 millions dollars literally is going to take me decades to save up and most people will never even get close. it's literally 20+ years of slaving away. It's enough money to farm 80k annual passive income at a 4% withdrawal rate invested in an index fund.

That's literally being able to live a middle class lifestyle without any work also tax rate being 20% too.

I think OP meant it's not enough to brag about.

For context, he's going to Miami which is where I'm from. Even if he makes bee-line to the metro-mover (free mass transit to downtown for people too poor to pay for a Uber) and avoids walking near the Admirals Club, American Express Lounge, more expensive airport restaurants, etc. etc. he will still pass by 100 people with a higher net worth before he leaves the damn airport.

Doesn't matter 2 million objectively is a very large sum of money especially to those born to lower class trash like me. Literally decades of slavery to get there.

 

[ilieknothing]

It depends on what the guy means being worth $2m, does he have $2m in assets or his net worth is $2m. The latter is more impressive

 

[IncelGolem]

You are basically saying "everything is relative" and that's complete bullshit

By your logic I guess Chad can say "I'm not even that attractive" because a town or country where a lot of Giga Chads live exists

"I'm only fucking like 2 new chicks a week, that's rookie numbers bro, Giga Chads smash 6+ new chicks a week"


That's not how things work, percentages matter

Even 500K is brag worthy, the average American makes around 40K to 50K a year, if we take the higher value (50K), that means it takes the average American TEN WHOLE YEARS to make that amount of money

But I guess that's "not enough to brag about"

Other places exist, other countries exist, other cultures exist, to speak about money within a vaccum of "Miami exists" makes no sense at all, Miami existing doesn't change the value of money and it doesn't change the average income of a person in America

If both parents make a little above average - say $75k and are old (they are) they can easily have a $2M net worth. Net worth counts everything - especially their retirement account which has been compounding returns year after year for decades - the wonders of the US Stock Market. Also real estate - home values in many US cities increased 5x over the last 3 decades (that means a $200k home in 1991 is worth $1M today).

It depends on what the guy means being worth $2m, does he have $2m in assets or his net worth is $2m. The latter is more impressive

Retarded. Assets are any posession that has financial value. Whether it's a house, a retirement account, a damn painting, or part equity in royalties for a porn shoot grandma did in 1979. Net worth = all assets. I think you mean LIQUID assets (e.g. cash or things quickly and easily converted to cash such as gold or treasury bonds). In which case LIQUID assets of $2M is much more impressive than a net worth of $2M.

 

[BlkPillPres]

If both parents make a little above average - say $75k and are old (they are) they can easily have a $2M net worth. Net worth counts everything - especially their retirement account which has been compounding returns year after year for decades - the wonders of the US Stock Market. Also real estate - home values in many US cities increased 5x over the last 3 decades (that means a $200k home in 1991 is worth $1M today).

Again, what the hell does this have to do with the fact that its still a lot of money/worth if you look at the percentages, you are basically just making a "red herring" argument right now, it has nothing to do with the point

Saying - "$2 million isn't even that much" is absolutely false:
Around 1% of EARTHS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires
Around 6% of AMERICAS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires

The numbers don't lie, 2 million is a lot

 

[Algeriancel]

Just your daily ccp shill richfag micro-brag thread.

 

[doomed2failio]

my grandparents are worth more than 2 million and it really means nothing. both are mentally ill

2 million because he wasted most of the money on bail and other court shit

 

[IncelGolem]

Again, what the hell does this have to do with the fact that its still a lot of money/worth if you look at the percentages, you are basically just making a "red herring" argument right now, it has nothing to do with the point

Saying - "$2 million isn't even that much" is absolutely false:
Around 1% of EARTHS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires
Around 6% of AMERICAS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires

The numbers don't lie, 2 million is a lot

Sure, if you take out ALL DAMN CONTEXT than it is a lot. Compared to the favelas of Brazil, villages of Africa or slums of India it is god-like money.

But CONTEXT matters. He's (1) in the US and (2) talking about his OLD parents.

The average net worth of of Americans aged between 55-64 is $1,175,900 (source: https://www.cnbc.com/select/average-net-worth-of-americans-ages-65-to-74/). So $2M is perhaps not shocking enough to suddenly, unsolicited, irrelevantly, brag about.

Why the hell would you not consider context when the AUDIENCE for his statement are Americans on a flight from one American city to another?

 

[ilieknothing]

Retarded. Assets are any posession that has financial value. Whether it's a house, a retirement account, a damn painting, or part equity in royalties for a porn shoot grandma did in 1979. Net worth = all assets. I think you mean LIQUID assets (e.g. cash or things quickly and easily converted to cash such as gold or treasury bonds). In which case LIQUID assets of $2M is much more impressive than a net worth of $2M.

No, net worth of $2m is impressive including having houses and paintings. Having $2m of liquid assets is just fucking retarded for an individual (for a business it makes sense due to shit like working capital)

 

[IncelGolem]

No, net worth of $2m is impressive including having houses and paintings. Having $2m of liquid assets is just fucking retarded for an individual (for a business it makes sense due to shit like working capital)

It's only retarded if it's a large percentage of your net worth. That's the point. Most people have 5-25% of their net worth in liquid assets (meaning checking account, saving account, gold, treasury bonds, etc.) (The poorer they are the higher the percentage is). If that comes to $2M - then it probably means their net worth is at least $40M.

 

[BlkPillPres]

But CONTEXT matters. He's (1) in the US and (2) talking about his OLD parents.

No, context does not matter with such an absolute statement as "$2 million isn't even that much"

The statement isn't "$2 million isn't even that much for a guy in the US with old parents"

Even if it was at this point you should see how vague your "context" is, because even with those variables added $2 million is still a lot of money

Why the hell would you not consider context when the AUDIENCE for his statement are Americans on a flight from one American city to another?

Retard, only 6% of AMERICAS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires, so even within context YOU ARE WRONG

JFL I'm not even continuing this any further, you are either trolling or just really that fucking stupid and not worth my time, I can only explain 1+1=2 so many times, the numbers are already conveying my point

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Retard, only 6% of AMERICAS ENTIRE POPULATION are millionaires, so even within context YOU ARE WRONG

Kind of have to agree with the other person here. 6% of the population is low but considering that these people are in a plane it's probably much higher as a % of plane population.

Also consider that his parent(s) are worth 2 mil - plural. That gets the per capita to an even lower to 1mil/person or even 0.66mil/person.

 

[kanyepilled]

2 million because he wasted most of the money on bail and other court shit

did he have priors?

 

[BlkPillPres]

Kind of have to agree with the other person here. 6% of the population is low but considering that these people are in a plane it's probably much higher as a % of plane population.

1. Dude that's bullshit semantics

2. You don't know the income or wealth of the people on the plane or their parents, so even if we accepted the bullshit semantics your point doesn't stand

When the hell does being on a plane mean you are in the top 6%

The fact that so many idiots are actually coming together to try and argue against such an obvious fact of reality is whats ridiculous
(the fact being that 2 million is in no way "not even that much money" based on the stats)

Oh but were supposed to be the "black pilled" logical ones and its normies that are the stupid blue pillers, right?

You are literally here trying to argue that 2 million is nothing when the data is right in from your face

Literally trying to play semantic word games that even if I did accept wouldn't even justify your argument

Also consider that his parent(s) are worth 2 mil - plural. That gets the per capita to an even lower to 1mil/person or even 0.66mil/person.

1. Him saying his parents doesn't actually mean its actually "his parents", its funny how all of a sudden all the black pill disappears and you assume his mother is a "working woman" that "earned all her wealth" and it had nothing to do with the father . Nine times out of ten is just the fathers money and she is just along for the ride by being married to him

2. 660K is still a lot of money, your point doesn't stand, is this forum filled with retard millionaires or something?, because you have to be a rich idiot for it to make sense that you'd believe 660K isn't a lot of money

Like I literally just said:

Even 500K is brag worthy, the average American makes around 40K to 50K a year, if we take the higher value (50K), that means it takes the average American TEN WHOLE YEARS to make that amount of money

You are basically saying what it would take the average American an entire decade to make "isn't much money"

"Its only 0.66mil/person bro, that's chump change"

I'm done after this, in fact I'm unwatching and ignoring this thread lol

I'm not going to keep arguing whats so obvious and what even the data supports, retards out here trying to find semantic loopholes that don't even make sense anyways