Serious Franz Kafka wrote a story called The Metamorphosis about a salesman who wakes up one morning to realize he was turned into a giant insect

[tehgymcel420]

This had me thinking, what would you do if you woke up one morning and realizes you have been turned into an ethnic man?

 

[turbosperg]

I woke up one morning and realized I'm a TURBO SPERG living in a SHITHOLE COUNTRY.

I wish I could become a bug and crawl or fly away from this shit.

 

[Vlarke]

Kafka was a mentalcel

 

[MacheteRape]

No need to imagine

 

[dtrazr]

Kafka was a mentalcel

he had a son

 

[Vlarke]

he had a son

I didn't know

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

@rope infinity ♾️ Thoughts?

 

[dtrazr]

I didn't know

he got pussy

 

[JudeoBiden]

JBWcel wakes up as an ethnic. Hasn't seen himself in the mirror yet. Opens the spice cabinet and screams in horror at the lack of 30 spices they didn't know existed until today.

 

[Bianor]

As whitecel awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an ethniccel. He was lying on his brown, as it were shit-coloured, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his dome-like brown belly. His ethnic legs, which were pitifully thin, waved helplessly before his eyes.

 

[tehgymcel420]

As whitecel awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an ethniccel. He was lying on his brown, as it were shit-coloured, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his dome-like brown belly. His ethnic legs, which were pitifully thin, waved helplessly before his eyes.

And then he roped

 

[Ventingblackpiller]

ethnic man

That's would Hurt if I was ethnic , you are saying they are like cockroach
I read the book anyway
Pretty nice

 

[AsiaCel]

I would go after college foid parties to scare foids

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

he got pussy

 

[dtrazr]

its so over

 

[light]

he got pussy

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

This actually happened to me. I was a 6ft tall white blond guy working as an investing banker, but one day I woke up to the realization that I had transformed into a 5ft4 dark brown hairy Egyptian man. I now can only eat fesikh and sift through garbage for a living

 

[Audley Porter]

Only read The Trial.