Fragrance maxxing

[life is suifuel]

Out of the few friends I have two of them are basically incels in denial and one HTN. They always told me to just dress better get a new wardrobe and all kinds of dumbass shit

I told them that it didn't work for me so they told me to just buy some expensive fragrance and "Oh you'll get compliments bro from girls too bro". Like JFL the only compliments I'm getting are going to be from my mom because she's the only one who says I don't look like an ogre because she's coping that she isn't getting grandkids ever.

Me being a dumbass I listened to them and bought a $150 fragrance and wore it to class.

Sat down and took exam and the recessed chin LTB who has an assigned seat next to me who also has some mental disorder or some shit started coughing into her sleeve and had to excuse herself from class.

She's never had this kind of coughing fit before so I realized it was probably me. She came back like 10 minutes later and asked the professor if she could sit away from me. Professor said yes and she sat across the class.

I only sprayed it once on my chest and I was even trying to cover the fragrance with the collar of my hoodie but it was hopeless and the damage had been done.


So bros should you fragrance maxx? Fuck no lmao if you think you're getting compliments as sub5 it's just over. If anything the halo effect will make it seem like you're being douchey or a fuckboy instead of tall handsome Chad trying to take someone on romantic date

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Brocel the easiest thing to do would be modifying your genetic sequence, then go to the gym and obtain 1% body fat, then just become a billionaire. That's when becky's will start noticing you brocel.

Jokes aside brocel, there is nothing you can do either moneymaxx, cope, LDAR, rape(in minecraft) that's the only options a sub5 male has

 

[thallium0000]

Out of the few friends I have two of them are basically incels in denial and one HTN. They always told me to just dress better get a new wardrobe and all kinds of dumbass shit

I told them that it didn't work for me so they told me to just buy some expensive fragrance and "Oh you'll get compliments bro from girls too bro". Like JFL the only compliments I'm getting are going to be from my mom because she's the only one who says I don't look like an ogre because she's coping that she isn't getting grandkids ever.

Me being a dumbass I listened to them and bought a $150 fragrance and wore it to class.

Sat down and took exam and the recessed chin LTB who has an assigned seat next to me who also has some mental disorder or some shit started coughing into her sleeve and had to excuse herself from class.

She's never had this kind of coughing fit before so I realized it was probably me. She came back like 10 minutes later and asked the professor if she could sit away from me. Professor said yes and she sat across the class.

I only sprayed it once on my chest and I was even trying to cover the fragrance with the collar of my hoodie but it was hopeless and the damage had been done.


So bros should you fragrance maxx? Fuck no lmao if you think you're getting compliments as sub5 it's just over. If anything the halo effect will make it seem like you're being douchey or a fuckboy instead of tall handsome Chad trying to take someone on romantic date

What fragrance was it ?maybe you should have just bought cheapies like nautica voyage Jeremy's favourite cheapie

 

[life is suifuel]

What fragrance was it ?maybe you should have just bought cheapies like nautica voyage Jeremy's favourite cheapie

It was Bleu de Chanel Parfum. Friends told me it was good and I was a fragrance virgin so I just listened to them and bought it