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It's Over Found a dead cat in my yard.

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A kitten, really. It appeared to be about 3-4 months old. There are some stray dogs that roam around my neighborhood and I figured it was one of those dogs that had killed it. My suspicions were reinforced by the tears and bite marks on the abdomen on the body. After lying in humidity and heat, on odor that I can't even describe was carried on the few breezes that graced us on this hot, August afternoon.

I was first alerted to it's presence by the smell, the smell was strong despite the body only being there for no more than 24 hours. The first thing I did was grab a stick in order to flip the body over. I wanted to determine what killed it; I have 2 cats and I wanted to make sure there wasn't some little shit with a BB gun shooting pets. Gasses from the decomposition of the intestines combined with unrelieved waste had built up in the abdominal cavity. Upon poking the corpse, these gasses were released with a subtle, wet hiss.

The smell infiltrated my nostrils without mercy, and I was in quick retreat. The horrendous miasma sent me away coughing and swearing, my eyes watering.
The only way I could get the corpse out of my yard was to use a shovel and toss the corpse into an adjacent field. Upon casting the corpse into the air with the shovel, the smell hit back 10-fold; I suspect the impact with the ground caused more death-gasses to escape. The smell of death carried on the wind, quickly contrasted by the smell of grass and flowers.

Those 2 dogs are still roaming about, possibly killing more cats, and I worry my cats are next. I've decided that if they harass my cats, it's their life.
 
put some bacon out and capture the dogs
 
Should have followed her example and LDARed on the spot or at least burry her against the smell. Best solution.
 
[LDAR]



Gasses from the decomposition of the intestines combined with unrelieved waste had built up in the abdominal cavity. Upon poking the corpse, these gasses were released with a subtle, wet hiss.
 
Kill the dogs boyo, you have foids you have taken away the enjoyment and pleasure you deserve, don't let some savage dogs take away your cats
 
Poor kitten. Fucking dogs, set some antifreeze out for them and poison the fuckers.
 
Those 2 dogs are still roaming about, possibly killing more cats, and I worry my cats are next. I've decided that if they harass my cats, it's their life.
you think cats dont kill other animals for fun?
 
Even sub8 cats are not safe these days.
 
A kitten, really. It appeared to be about 3-4 months old. There are some stray dogs that roam around my neighborhood and I figured it was one of those dogs that had killed it. My suspicions were reinforced by the tears and bite marks on the abdomen on the body. After lying in humidity and heat, on odor that I can't even describe was carried on the few breezes that graced us on this hot, August afternoon.

I was first alerted to it's presence by the smell, the smell was strong despite the body only being there for no more than 24 hours. The first thing I did was grab a stick in order to flip the body over. I wanted to determine what killed it; I have 2 cats and I wanted to make sure there wasn't some little shit with a BB gun shooting pets. Gasses from the decomposition of the intestines combined with unrelieved waste had built up in the abdominal cavity. Upon poking the corpse, these gasses were released with a subtle, wet hiss.

The smell infiltrated my nostrils without mercy, and I was in quick retreat. The horrendous miasma sent me away coughing and swearing, my eyes watering.
The only way I could get the corpse out of my yard was to use a shovel and toss the corpse into an adjacent field. Upon casting the corpse into the air with the shovel, the smell hit back 10-fold; I suspect the impact with the ground caused more death-gasses to escape. The smell of death carried on the wind, quickly contrasted by the smell of grass and flowers.

Those 2 dogs are still roaming about, possibly killing more cats, and I worry my cats are next. I've decided that if they harass my cats, it's their life.
Leave a plate full of dog food mixed with rat poison.
 
That wouldn't happen to a chad or femoid

Buy an ak47
 
Lol. Fuck living in a country where feral dogs roam the streets. You don't get that shit here in the UK.
 
Gasses from the decomposition of the intestines combined with unrelieved waste had built up in the abdominal cavity. Upon poking the corpse, these gasses were released with a subtle, wet hiss.
 
I would hunt those dogs down
 
I would hunt those dogs down
I would but it would inevitably result in a citation, or worse. How'd I explain a dog corpse with a slingshot ball embedded in it's head?
Also, everyone in my neighborhood would know I shot it, and killing dogs is a big no-no around here. I'm only killing it as a last resort.

And another thing. About people asking for pictures; I'm not jumping a barbed-wire fence and tromping through 3-4 foot tall grass, risking snakes and piles of horse shit to take a shitty resolution picture of a 2 week-old cat corpse. It wasn't anything gory or graphic, I had a hard time even finding the wound, the corpse was well bled.
 
I always take pictures of dead animals I find
 
Go ER on the doges.
I am gonna say it again. Just leave some fucking dog food out that laced with rat poison OP. It costs like $10 USD.
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Chop these bait-blocks into quarters and mix them into a plate of dog food.

This guy did it for a different purpose but it could still work in-order to protect your cats.
 
One less pest roaming the streets tbh
 

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