JFL Forgot to close the window downstairs, sure neighbour heard me fap again

[The Wolf]

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fucking cringe



I still have my foreskin so it’s maybe for that reason that my fap fap fap is loud. The surroundings are always relatively quiet.

About 5 years ago he complained to my mom. The moment I was doing it I heard him say to his wife “he can’t do that!”

Days later (still 5 years ago) when my mom was home from a trip again, I overheard him complaining “probably he had a window open or something, it was disturbing” ) but she never mentioned anything to me — probably to save me the embarrassment. He’s about 50 so it’s typical age to complain.


Now the exact same thing happened, I just saw he’s lying outside AND I had downstairs window open, I’m genuinely embarrassed. If I had a girl here it wouldn’t be embarrassing but an obvious virgin like me fapping?! Idk it just gives anyone a reason to think “it’ll always be like that for him”

 

[nico]

just fap in his wife

 

[The Wolf]

just fap in his wife

Actually his wife died about 2-3 years ago -- not that I'd do anything anyway.

 

[nico]

Actually his wife died about 2-3 years ago -- not that I'd do anything anyway.

brutal.
maybe he killed her

 

[The Wolf]

brutal.
maybe he killed her

Nah she had some fatal disease.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Nah she had some fatal disease.

Sure thing buddy
Enjoy poisionmaxxing

 

[The Wolf]

Sure thing buddy
Enjoy poisionmaxxing

she had incurable cancer. thread went off on a tangent huh
man I think he'd be mad if he saw this thread

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

Okay but why sound u making when u fap ?

 

[The Wolf]

Okay but why sound u making when u fap ?

No sound with my mouth... But my foreskin/penis makes the fap sound. Like knocking/hammering. Is this not normal?
I don’t pull back my foreskin because I can’t.

Do you know what I mean?

 

[The Wolf]

Okay but why sound u making when u fap ?

So basically it sounds like hitting the floor with your hand. The sound is created by the fast movement of the hand.

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

Ah okay, still can't relate tho since I'm circumcucked nigger

No sound with my mouth... But my foreskin/penis makes the fap sound. Like knocking/hammering. Is this not normal?
I don’t pull back my foreskin because I can’t.

Do you know what I mean?

 

[The Wolf]

Ah okay, still can't relate tho since I'm circumcucked nigger

Oh ok. Yeah I can’t have sex either way cause I got phimosis (can’t pull back foreskin when hard). You apparently can’t have sex like that. So theoretically I’d need to go see a doctor. Probably I’d need to have at least partial circumsicion.

And I’m fucking 28 and ugly, would be really embarrassing seeing a doc about this

 

[Todd Thundercock]

My Fleshlight Quickshot is loud and I always keep the windows open.

If you don't like it, do something about it, ladies.

 

[Icarus]

Actually his wife died about 2-3 years ago -- not that I'd do anything anyway.

So what's stopping you?

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

We're the same age glad to know that.
Bro just go see one trust me everyone will erase your face from their brain the moment u get outta there jfl.

Oh ok. Yeah I can’t have sex either way cause I got phimosis (can’t pull back foreskin when hard). You apparently can’t have sex like that. So theoretically I’d need to go see a doctor. Probably I’d need to have at least partial circumsicion.

And I’m fucking 28 and ugly, would be really embarrassing seeing a doc about this

 

[The Wolf]

We're the same age glad to know that.
Bro just go see one trust me everyone will erase your face from their brain the moment u get outta there jfl.

Thanks for the encouragement man. But im
not just “ugly” I’m deformed and don’t look masculine at all, I have little facial bones and a balloon shape head, I overhear people say I look like a monster and some people call me ma’am bc I have no rough edges

 

[The Wolf]

My Fleshlight Quickshot is loud and I always keep the windows open.

If you don't like it, do something about it, ladies.

I imagine my fapping sounds like that device, a bit. Mine sounds like quick slapping of the floor with open palm/hands. I still have foreskin and can’t pull it back when hard so naturally that sound is made