Forget about the dog pill now take the chandelier pill

[TheJoker]

Woman in an open relationship with her CHANDELIERS

Amanda Liberty, 33, from Leeds, has embarked on an open relationship with her chandeliers, and is now 'engaged' to a 70cm wide chandelier named Lumiere, after spotting it on eBay 12 months ago.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Forget about the DOG PILL everyone. Women would rather marry their chandeliers than date
a pesky ink well. It isn't about your ''chadsonality'' but it is about how much you ''light up her life''

This is the new ''Chad-light''

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Linguinicel]

Being mogged by inanimate objects is nothing new for truecels, just look at all of the sex toys foids use. Jfl at chandeliers foids are mentally retarded

 

[FakeFakecel]

Being mogged by inanimate objects is nothing new for truecels, just look at all of the sex toys foids use. Jfl at chandeliers foids are mentally retarded

This. Not even Chad can compete with some of the sex toys out there.

 

[FakeFakecel]

This reminds me of a woman who unironically had a pepper fetish. Like, she'd put peppers in her vagina and stuff, and talk to them. I remember her reddit post asking how long her vagina will keep burning jfl

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Swallow that pill, nigga.

 

[Caelus]

The chandelierpill destroyed me.

 

[GrodanBoll]

"from leeds"
that explains it

 

[Nikalas]

More woman has had relationships with inanimate object than me in all multiverse combined

 

[weaselbomber]

More woman has had relationships with inanimate object than me in all multiverse combined

Just be Statue Theory

 

[Nikalas]

Just be Statue Theory

Me after statue-maxxing

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I'M GOOOONA SWIIIIING INTO THE CHANDELIIIIURRRURR INTO THE CHANDELIEEEEEEUUUUUURRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[weaselbomber]

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Me after statue-maxxing

Never began when getting mogged by Arno Breker

 

[wastedcodeine]

The chandelierpill destroyed me.

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

Woman in an open relationship with her CHANDELIERS

Amanda Liberty, 33, from Leeds, has embarked on an open relationship with her chandeliers, and is now 'engaged' to a 70cm wide chandelier named Lumiere, after spotting it on eBay 12 months ago.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Forget about the DOG PILL everyone. Women would rather marry their chandeliers than date
a pesky ink well. It isn't about your ''chadsonality'' but it is about how much you ''light up her life''

This is the new ''Chad-light''

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

Open relationship huh?

JFL that women are even cucking inanimate objects now.

 

[Arnocel]

never began for puttinganactuallightonyourceilingcels

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Gonna chandeliermax right now