Not a sex / porn addict (or other addict)
NO, BECAUSE PORN MY COPE
Moderate, healthy lifestyle
WELL I DONT EAT SHIT AND GYMCEL TO KEEP UP MY PORN ADDICTION
Loyal, won't leave when we're old/sick
IM MORE LOYAL THAN THE CANINES WOMEN FUCK (because I have no options)
Still makes us feel beautiful and secure after bearing children and aging
ID PROBABLY LIE ABOUT IT TBH, BECAUSE I AM NOT BOLD ENOUGH TO JUST PUBLICALLY INSULT SOME FAT BITCH FOR LOOKING FAT
Kind, generous, thoughtful
I AM IN A FAKE WAY (because I am desperate)
Tries really hard to keep promises
I ALWAYS KEEP A PROMISE (because I dont like the face the repercussions of not following them)
Willing to compromise
I ALWAYS COMPROMISE BECAUSE I AM A CONFLICT AVOIDANT COWARD
Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life
STEM degree
Financially responsible
YES, and part of being financially responsible is mocking people, especially liberals, who are financially wreckless
Present and active in childcare
ID PROBABLY TAKE AN ACTIVE INTEREST IN WHAT MY KIDS ARE DOING SO THEY DONT END UP LIKE ME
Will do chores unprompted (doesn't contribute to mental load)
YES JUST BECAUSE I DONT GET LAID DOESNT MEAN IM NOT A FUCKING SLOB
Secure in their hobbies and passions
IM SO SECURE IN MY HOBBIES AND PASSIONS ITS TERRIFYINGLY AUTISTIC SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
I think most men are a porn addiction away from being the perfect guy for her.