SuicideFuel For fatcels - office chairs can explode

[AsiaCel]

One more suicide fuel for my fellow fatcels here - your chair just may blow up like a bomb going off.

No, it won't be quick. Some cases have actually killed, and they often bleed to death with sharpnels on their ass.


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/13nojab/tv_show_seeking_truth_shows_us_your_office_chair/


Another L for us fatcels. I just want to be lean again so I don't get cooked in the hot weather.

 

[Ricordanza]

Eat less theorem

 

[PolskiKartofel]

It was in one of 1000 ways to die episodes, some fat old man was jumping on the office chair and his guts were penetrated by kinetic energy of this primitive projectile

 

[SeetheBot9000]

Honestly it probably was a bad idea to start putting pistons full of highly compressed air directly under where we sit.

 

[Cryotron]

loi i used very similar chair to grey one shown in the video for around 10 years.

 

[Cryotron]

i currently have almost exactly the same type of chair

 

[Soystein]

Another L for us fatcels.

Get one of these.

 

[Cryotron]

Get one of these.
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[Cryotron]

being skinny probably saved my life

 

[Soystein]

I think the music starting at 20 seconds in is the combat music from Neverwinter Nights.

 

[Mecoja]

Get one of these.
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[Horatio Alger]

Get one of these.
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[AsiaCel]

Get one of these.
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tiger iii tank

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Fatcels consider hitting the gym so your computer chair doesn't kill you!

 

[zerozerozero]

how tf does this happen

 

[AsiaCel]

i currently have almost exactly the same type of chair

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Are you living in Russia?

 

[Cryotron]

Are you living in Russia?

Yes

 

[Yournotcold0]

Get one of these.
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[La Grande *Infamie*]

Isn’t this how a pipe shotgun works?

 

[AsiaCel]

Yes

How are you not conscripted yet? Genuinely curious

 

[Cryotron]

How are you not conscripted yet? Genuinely curious

They don't use methods such as in Ukraine. Only time when it was something similar was back in autumn of 2022. They mostly rely on poor men outside of Moscow that sign a contract for the sake of money.

If you're not officially employed, outside of education system, never been in the armed forces then you have lower chances of government showing interest to conscript you. Although they launched a digital accounting system and if a citizen does not appear in the military registration and enlistment office he will be sanctioned, like monetary fine, not being able to manage your real estate, car licence, can't register as small business, can't drive a car, can't get bank loan, can't exit the country

 

[Tacomonkey]

One more suicide fuel for my fellow fatcels here - your chair just may blow up like a bomb going off.

No, it won't be quick. Some cases have actually killed, and they often bleed to death with sharpnels on their ass.


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/13nojab/tv_show_seeking_truth_shows_us_your_office_chair/


Another L for us fatcels. I just want to be lean again so I don't get cooked in the hot weather.

Put down the fork, lardass

 

[Tacomonkey]

Get one of these.
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The smallest chair @Fat Link owns

 

[AsiaCel]

They don't use methods such as in Ukraine. Only time when it was something similar was back in autumn of 2022. They mostly rely on poor men outside of Moscow that sign a contract for the sake of money.

If you're not officially employed, outside of education system, never been in the armed forces then you have lower chances of government showing interest to conscript you. Although they launched a digital accounting system and if a citizen does not appear in the military registration and enlistment office he will be sanctioned, like monetary fine, not being able to manage your real estate, car licence, can't register as small business, can't drive a car, can't get bank loan, can't exit the country

Why would they want to conscript those employed? Wouldn't it reduce the workforce?

Also, stay safe. It's not worth dying for the richass oligarchies of both sides.

 

[user]

Fatcels consider hitting the gym so your computer chair doesn't kill you!

That's lifefuel figuratively and literally!

 

[Emba]

Isn’t this how a pipe shotgun works?

The 4 winds gun.
Yes

 

[Emba]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMzduCJG6OU

 

[Emba]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0rrplRkAHM