Tee Hee. I got some burritos to go and the Foid cashier was sorta flirting, or at least not treating me like a bloody stump
I left my bicycle helmet on, the wraparound sunglasses, and a big ass red mask.....so my beach ball head was covered. My Specialized bike was on its stand.
She asked, are you mark Smith's brother, you look just like him, tee hee, and she touched my hand briefly. I'd forgotten that the wraparound can make even an ogre troll look half human.
I had on a fake Rolex from like 20 years ago so maybe she was ho fishing.
I jolt of electricity shot straight up my arm, holy smokes batman. So this is what THAT feels like.
She looked like Reese Witherspoon. with the big jaw, and b size tits in a pink tank top. Also a camel toe pussy..
I retreated to a picnic bench, removed helmet and mask, still in a daze.
I hadn't been touched by a girl since 6th grade.
Started to eat. She came around the back of the shop with two bags of trash to throw in a dumpster.
Saw me, and my hog bristle hair and subhuman Billy goat head and nigger nose.
Her eyes suddenly narrowed and I saw her visibly flinch.
Threw the bags of trash out, and made a fast beeline for the roach coach almost at a trot
I left my bicycle helmet on, the wraparound sunglasses, and a big ass red mask.....so my beach ball head was covered. My Specialized bike was on its stand.
She asked, are you mark Smith's brother, you look just like him, tee hee, and she touched my hand briefly. I'd forgotten that the wraparound can make even an ogre troll look half human.
I had on a fake Rolex from like 20 years ago so maybe she was ho fishing.
I jolt of electricity shot straight up my arm, holy smokes batman. So this is what THAT feels like.
She looked like Reese Witherspoon. with the big jaw, and b size tits in a pink tank top. Also a camel toe pussy..
I retreated to a picnic bench, removed helmet and mask, still in a daze.
I hadn't been touched by a girl since 6th grade.
Started to eat. She came around the back of the shop with two bags of trash to throw in a dumpster.
Saw me, and my hog bristle hair and subhuman Billy goat head and nigger nose.
Her eyes suddenly narrowed and I saw her visibly flinch.
Threw the bags of trash out, and made a fast beeline for the roach coach almost at a trot
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