It's Over Foid next to me smells like balls

[stalkerKiller]

The foid next to me dresses like she's hot shit though her perfume smells like human balls. The musky note is probably some sort of altered hormone synthesized so that women would buy the perfume.

It smells like shit though, even though I am old and don't have the good nose I used to have (once I smelled a dildo in a cupboard the second I entered the room) I can still smell that distinct ball smell. Fucking disgusting!
I know that foids are free to chose whatever perfume they want to wear, howevER I'm the bad guy if I eat a spicy Dönner before a flight. These double standards are killing me.

 

[Animecel2D]

Tell her to suck on your balls

 

[stalkerKiller]

Tell her to suck on your balls

Jesus. I'm not that low inhib and she's probably got a gazillion STDs. I'd rather avoid contact. Bad enough that I have to smell her.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Ask her to be your gf

 

[stalkerKiller]

Ask her to be your gf

Not my type. She's got those fake claws.

 

[kurdishnormie]

The foid next to me dresses like she's hot shit though her perfume smells like human balls. The musky note is probably some sort of altered hormone synthesized so that women would buy the perfume.

It smells like shit though, even though I am old and don't have the good nose I used to have (once I smelled a dildo in a cupboard the second I entered the room) I can still smell that distinct ball smell. Fucking disgusting!
I know that foids are free to chose whatever perfume they want to wear, howevER I'm the bad guy if I eat a spicy Dönner before a flight. These double standards are killing me.

She is maximizing male gaze

 

[Animecel2D]

Jesus. I'm not that low inhib and she's probably got a gazillion STDs. I'd rather avoid contact. Bad enough that I have to smell her.

You can say to her that she doesn’t have to waste any money on the perfume

 

[Animecel2D]

You can say to her that she doesn’t have to waste any money on the perfume

because you will give it to her for free

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Not my type. She's got those fake claws.

Ok

 

[Ghostface]

its 2am, and theres a girl next to you?

 

[stalkerKiller]

You can say to her that she doesn’t have to waste any money on the perfume

I could but I'd rather avoid having to talk to her as the probability of her spit touching my skin or mouth is high given that I am 10 cm away from her.

 

[stalkerKiller]

its 2am, and theres a girl next to you?

It's 10:57 here in Romanistan

 

[stalkerKiller]

because you will give it to her for free

As I said I'd rather not get an STD. She looks like the whorish type.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Omg she started talking. I am holding my breath and looking away.

 

[Friezacel]

How old are you ?

 

[stalkerKiller]

How old are you ?

I'm in my 20s and you know that. When I was a kid though I had an almost superhuman sense of smell.

 

[Friezacel]

I'm in my 20s and you know that

like i said, i have a terrible memory

Also how is being in your 20s old

 

[Krobus]

(once I smelled a dildo in a cupboard the second I entered the room)

 

[stalkerKiller]

Also how is being in your 20s old

Easy, you lose your sense of hearing, smell, sight and taste little by little. When I was young I could see in the night really well without stars. Nowadays I maybe see 30% of what I used to see at 9.

 

[stalkerKiller]

I was like 10, didn't even know what a dildo was, though it's aroma enticed me. I tried to eat it because it smelled so tasty. Thankfully it's possessor stopped me.

 

[Ghostface]

It's 10:57 here in Romanistan

oh yea i forget that there are places outside of america

 

[stalkerKiller]

oh yea i forget that there are places outside of america

Americels tend to forget that. Oddly enough it mostly just happens to your people.

 

[Ghostface]

Americels tend to forget that. Oddly enough it mostly just happens to your people.

inkwels

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I feel like we force ourselves to like any perfume out there. I remember when I was a kid I hated every single one, cheap or expensive. Nowadays I don't mind it, I feel like I have conditioned myself not to mind it, as everyone wears one anyways. It's like drinking coffee, alcohol or eating olives (I still hate all 3 of those, but people say they learned to like it).

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

oh yea i forget that there are places outside of america

Funny, because in your country alone there are already four different time zones.

 

[Ghostface]

Funny, because in your country alone there are already four different time zones.

only timezone i know is my room

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

only timezone i know is my room

That's enough too.

 

[Ghostface]

That's enough too.