Story Foid neighbor keeps bothering me

[iamsubhuman]

I was spending time in my apartment like I usually do, rotting on this forum and watching Breaking Bad. I then hear my doorbell go off and when I went to go check, it was my foid neighbor. She was asking if I wanted to hang out and I was like "No, I'm busy today." Tbh, I just wanted to go back to watching Breaking Bad lol. Anyway, she asked if she could come in and I thought to myself like damn bitch, can't a nigga get some privacy?

Anyway, she wanted to watch this movie with me, but I didn't pay much attention. After leering at her for a bit, I realized she was shorter than me and prob weighed much less. I then forced her down and raped her うおおおおああああああ! レイプ!

Spoiler

Just kidding, nigger

 

[Grim_Reaper]

Who else is high af rn?

 

[PLA1092]

Legitimately thought this was Broly posting this and was wondering when he would start claiming the foid was actually making fun of and mocking him by giving him her number or some shit.

 

[Animecel2D]

Happens to me all the time bro you’re not alone, these whores just don’t respect a mans privacy

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Who else is high af rn?