Foid "Lectures" us on why we dont get pussy

[Lonelyus]

5 Reasons On Why You're Not Getting Any Pussy

5 Reasons On Why You're Not Getting Any Pussy

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Toilet Etiquette​

When you’re sharing a slab of beer with a group of mates. Behaving like an animal and leaving skid marks in the toilet bowl may be acceptable. But when you’re in the company of a woman, it certainly is not.
Again, these basics for your toilet and bathroom are non-negotiable. One would also expect, you extend the courtesy when you visit her, at her home.

• Anti-bacterial Hand Wash/Soap. (use it).
• Toilet Spray. (use it).
• Toilet brush. (use it).
• Toilet paper. (You blokes may be able to ‘shake yourself dry’ after a piss. Women don’t have that luxury).

I kid you not, one would assume this stuff would be ‘a given’ but it’s not. And it’s got nothing to do with societal hierarchy. This filth among men spreads across various demographics.

You’re An Energy Vampire​

You’re a man that gives her no time to miss you.
You’ve only just asked her out on a date and already you’re flooding her with texts, emails and messages.
You want pussy?
Get busy with your own life. Men who are busy are extraordinarily attractive.
Give us a challenge. Give us something to miss!

The Compliments You Give Suck​

A lot of men believe that you attain pussy via ‘Compliment Road’.
That’s actually incorrect and would require me to digress and write an entirely different article. But if you’re going to give a woman a compliment:

• Make sure it’s sincere.
• And compliment her on her skills, not her looks.

Do you understand how many compliments an attractive woman gets from men on a daily basis? I personally, forget the compliments I receive about my eyes and breasts — they’re a dime a dozen! However, I never forget a compliment that I get about my work.

One-Night-Stand Etiquette​

If you’re going to bother taking a woman back to your bachelor pad. Ensure you have the basics covered.
I’ve visited many bachelor pads in my time and blokes overall, seem to have no idea of what’s required of them.
These basics are non-negotiable. If you’re unable to oblige. I suggest you stay at home, watch some porn and have a wank.

• Shampoo, conditioner and shower-gel.
• Two fresh towels. One for her hair. One for her body.
• Coffee, tea and milk.
• A hairdryer.
• Aspirin.

Some blokes literally don’t have any of these bases covered and deserve to be pussyless for the rest of their days.

 

[Lonelyus]

 

[Hail]

 

[Acorn]

Ah just what I was missing

 

[Lonelyus]

Ah just what I was missing

Just use a better shampoo brand bro

 

[Acorn]

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"Contributor"

What tf has this dumb bitch contributed to

 

[Lonelyus]

Getting chad to cum in her

"Contributor"

What tf has this dumb bitch contributed to

Getting chad to cum in her

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

jfl

 

[Fire]

 

[Grodd]

 

[DarkStar]

"energy vampire"

I thought foids liked vampires?

 

[PolskiKartofel]

 

[Lurkercel_678]

When you’re sharing a slab of beer with a group of mates. Behaving like an animal and leaving skid marks in the toilet bowl may be acceptable. But when you’re in the company of a woman, it certainly is not.
Again, these basics for your toilet and bathroom are non-negotiable. One would also expect, you extend the courtesy when you visit her, at her home.

But women are toilets, but in all seriousness: she makes it less attractive to be in a relationshit, I’d rather use my hand or ascend with a one night stand than date, commit, or let alone marry or have kids with

 

[Therapywasawaste]

• Shampoo, conditioner and shower-gel.
• Two fresh towels. One for her hair. One for her body.
• Coffee, tea and milk.
• A hairdryer.
• Aspirin.

Some blokes literally don’t have any of these bases covered and deserve to be pussyless for the rest of their days.

Fuck that. One-night-stand whores aren't supposed to he so high maintenance. I have towels for myself, face soap, and bar soap. Chad can be homeless and slay.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Dnr

 

[Emba]

Ok

 

[allDead]

Dnr

 

[stalkerKiller]

• A hairdryer.
• Aspirin.

Nigga ...... I haven't ever owned any of those two. Roasties think that they are entitled to a magic hot air gun and feel good pills?
I myself don't even have that shit for me, and they assume that I'd have some for them.

Kek. Lmao even.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Two fresh towels. One for her hair. One for her body.

Dude.... I only use one towel. This is unreasonable. If you have these requirements of an ONS then better visit a fucking professional brothel.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Get busy with your own life. Men who are busy are extraordinarily attractive.

Even those who clean sewers?