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Foid joke

dirlewanger88

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A foid is walking down the street with a dog and an incel meets them. Where are you going with that pig, the incel asks?... and the foid answers: it's not a pig, it's a dog... and the incel says: shut up, nobody talks to you!
 
what a thigh slapper
 
2 blondes enter a dark room.
One says to the other "it's dark in here, innit?".
The other responds, "Dunno, I can't see a thing!".

A foid once asked me what idk meant.
I told her it meant "I don't know" and she responded, "Omg! No one knows!".

Why are blonde foids silent during sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
You punch that cunt in the face and tell her to get back to work!
 
Kill all foids
 
Why are blonde foids silent during sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
You punch that cunt in the face and tell her to get back to work!
These two really got me
 
2 blondes enter a dark room.
One says to the other "it's dark in here, innit?".
The other responds, "Dunno, I can't see a thing!".

A foid once asked me what idk meant.
I told her it meant "I don't know" and she responded, "Omg! No one knows!".

Why are blonde foids silent during sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
You punch that cunt in the face and tell her to get back to work!
I asked a jewish girl for her number

She said "we dont have numbers anymore, we have names"
 
A foid is walking down the street with a dog and an incel meets them. Where are you going with that pig, the incel asks?... and the foid answers: it's not a pig, it's a dog... and the incel says: shut up, nobody talks to you!
fakecel if your pERsonality is as good as your humour
 
what a thigh slapper
Ol Knee GIF
 
fakecel if your pERsonality is as good as your humour
Most foids don't understand dark humor, they only like dry, childish and awkward humor
 

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