The dog snarled and leapt the young woman. I'll never forget that look of pure horror on her face as that dog brought her to the ground, screaming for help. I held my stomach, doubled over, gleefully laughing the way the blood spurted out of her jugular vein reminded me of a hose left unattended. I also will never forget her face when she finally spotted me at the top of my stairs, pink in the face from laughing so hard, tears streaming down my face. I'm not sure exactly what she was thinking at that point, but I'm sure it was something equally amusing.
