Flies keep landing on my feet

[D. B. Gooner]

Whenever I sunbathe, 2-3 flies will land on my bare feet.

Why? They aren't stinky.
I can't smell them and no one ever complains.

I swim very often so they get washed down. When I shower I don't focus on them but the water levels in the tub rise to the ankles so they get cleaned.

Pheromones perhaps? The primal diet doing it's thing I assume. Soon I'll attract a woman.

 

[georgemaxxing]

haven't heard this before wow

 

[BenevolentCel]

Whenever I sunbathe, 2-3 flies will land on my bare feet.

Why? They aren't stinky.
I can't smell them and no one ever complains.

I swim very often so they get washed down. When I shower I don't focus on them but the water levels in the tub rise to the ankles so they get cleaned.

Pheromones perhaps? The primal diet doing it's thing I assume. Soon I'll attract a woman.

Holy bait, what a bait.

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say Murcury

 

[friendlyincel]

Holy shit

Whenever I sunbathe, 2-3 flies will land on my bare feet.

Why? They aren't stinky.
I can't smell them and no one ever complains.

I swim very often so they get washed down. When I shower I don't focus on them but the water levels in the tub rise to the ankles so they get cleaned.

Pheromones perhaps? The primal diet doing it's thing I assume. Soon I'll attract a woman.