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Gaming Fleshlight stealth tactics

Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

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Im still planning to buy a fleshlight to help myself get away from prone masturbating. The thing is, i learned that you need to properly clean and DRY the fleshlight.
Cleaning is not a problem since i plan to use it in shower but i live with my parents and you know what that means. No one should see this fleshlight getting dried.
Any tips? I heard that it might get some kind of mold if it stays wet after getting cleaned. Second option is to use it cummy and thats not acceptable tbh.
I cant leave it by itself in the bathroom. And i can't think of any place that it can stay for few hours. I mean yeah i can put it in a closet or a drawer or something but that will slow down the drying process and i feel like it might damage it. Any tips? How can i get it nicely dry without anyone seeing it. Keeping it hidden is not a problem but getting it dried properly is a problem.
 
Bro wait till you live on your own, you're gonna get caught, fucking one of those makes a lot of noise.
 
Bro wait till you live on your own, you're gonna get caught, fucking one of those makes a lot of noise.
this.

If you just want to see what it's like, get a couple of the disposable tenga eggs. You can use them when you're alone and throw them away.
 
Bro wait till you live on your own, you're gonna get caught, fucking one of those makes a lot of noise.
this.

If you just want to see what it's like, get a couple of the disposable tenga eggs. You can use them when you're alone and throw them away.
:reeeeee: legit need to move out tbh.
Are you guys sure that it can be heard when im in shower with the water running?
If you just want to see what it's like, get a couple of the disposable tenga eggs. You can use them when you're alone and throw them away.
They are so expensive here tbh not worth it.
 
:reeeeee: legit need to move out tbh.
Are you guys sure that it can be heard when im in shower with the water running?

They are so expensive here tbh not worth it.
You're probably gonna be fine under the shower.
 
Are you guys sure that it can be heard when im in shower with the water running?
No, I'm not sure, and I don't know the layout of your house or the thickness of your walls of the normal length of time you're in the shower or literally anything about you.

But if you're concerned about the risk of getting caught, and you can't move out right now, my advice is: a cheap disposable option plus a time when you're alone in the house (I'm assuming there is ever a time when you're alone)
 
If you just want to see what it's like, get a couple of the disposable tenga eggs. You can use them when you're alone and throw them away.
Have posted about this too. The problem with fleshlights is obvious from the size of the average one. It is not very accommodating to smaller sizes. Whereas the tenga egg is way more versatile and can be stretched.
The downside is that unlike fleshlights tenga eggs can only be used once and then have to be thrown away so you have to buy more.
 
Have posted about this too. The problem with fleshlights is obvious from the size of the average one. It is not very accommodating to smaller sizes. Whereas the tenga egg is way more versatile and can be stretched.
The downside is that unlike fleshlights tenga eggs can only be used once and then have to be thrown away so you have to buy more.
man one tenga egg costs around 90 lira here. While i cant get the fleshlight i want for around 800-900 lira. I can fap 10 times with tenga egg and pay 900 lira or i can get one fleshlight. Price wise fleshlight seems way better. Its over tbh i cant afford tenga.
 
man one tenga egg costs around 90 lira here. While i cant get the fleshlight i want for around 800-900 lira. I can fap 10 times with tenga egg and pay 900 lira or i can get one fleshlight. Price wise fleshlight seems way better. Its over tbh i cant afford tenga.
There are downsides to both imo. It depends on what you can afford. Didn't know a single tenga egg was that expensive tbh would expect that they would be more expensive to buy in bulk.
 
man one tenga egg costs around 90 lira here. While i cant get the fleshlight i want for around 800-900 lira. I can fap 10 times with tenga egg and pay 900 lira or i can get one fleshlight. Price wise fleshlight seems way better. Its over tbh i cant afford tenga.
Where will you put the egg when you are finished with it
 
I just drain over the sink, shake it around a bit in the air then hide under my shirt on the way out.
 
he will stuff it in his ass like he is doing with carrots and other small vegetables
Yes, @Lookscel also knows about the liras sick fantasies
 
you don't have a room with a lock? put the sleeve out and run a fan for a few minutes or to dry it even faster use a paper towel. how can hiding a 10 inch cylinder be that hard? are your parents nosy fucks?
 
you don't have a room with a lock? put the sleeve out and run a fan for a few minutes or to dry it even faster use a paper towel. how can hiding a 10 inch cylinder be that hard? are your parents nosy fucks?
Parents took the key and they dont let me get it back.
ow can hiding a 10 inch cylinder be that hard?
this is easy tbh but drying it for 10 minutes might be a problem
 
What would your parents say if they found it
 
Parents took the key and they dont let me get it back.

this is easy tbh but drying it for 10 minutes might be a problem
I can hide it in those drawer things like behind it.. as for drying and cleaning and lube idk
 
Just pretend it is a flash-light
no one will suspect a thing
 
Bro wait till you live on your own, you're gonna get caught, fucking one of those makes a lot of noise.
I think my dick is so small that it doesn't make any noise really when i used mine
 
man one tenga egg costs around 90 lira here. While i cant get the fleshlight i want for around 800-900 lira. I can fap 10 times with tenga egg and pay 900 lira or i can get one fleshlight. Price wise fleshlight seems way better. Its over tbh i cant afford tenga.
One thing you obviously haven't considered is that you may not actually enjoy the way either of these things feel.

If it turns out that you don't enjoy using them, then it'd be better to buy one egg have that epiphany, than to buy a fleshlight.
 
the other day a british whore had a dildo in her furniture and she gave herself away in a video conference. it is incredible that nothing happens to whores and the opposite happens to men.
 

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