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Tempus Edax Rerum

Tempus Edax Rerum

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Public Service Announcement to any FEMALE, Posting on this Sub.

When I see a female post, on this particular subreddit, I slowly take my glasses off. As I taking them off, my hands begin to shake. I rest my left palm, on top of my forehead, and try to gain my composure back. I move my head side to side, lost in disbelief... trying to understand.... What type of a DEVIL has taken possession of these females.

When responding to any of MY posts, or to ANY post made by another INCEL.

You must ADOPT a proper form of etiquette.

When responding to a certain comment, or making a thread of your own.

(1) You must refer to the member of this subreddit as Master.

(2) As a general rule, 80% of your MESSAGE should consist of FLATTERY, PRAISE and REMINDER that you, namely the female, are inferior in EVERY way to the HIGH standing of a man.

(3) That everything that you say or do is merely MOCKERY or IMMITATION of what a man COULD do if POSITIONED in your place. That your knowledge is flawed, narrow and incomplete, and when you give advice or say anything you MERELY JEST, nothing that you say is to be taken as a serious matter.

(4) You should make it very clear in the message that you are BELOW the high STANDING of a MAN, that the very ACT of you engaging in dialogue with MEN is an act of wickedness, sorcery, and foolishness. That you cannot possibly offer anything of value, rather your narrow "ideas", should remind MEN, of the BLEAK SITUATION of the world, the situation that only one of the sexes was endowed with the faculty of functioning reason.

(5) After you have properly addressed and apologized for your intrusion. Only then you are allowed to INSULT the MANS EYES, with what you DEEM to be WORTHY of HIS TIME, and PATIENCE.

Thank you


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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I, as a LOWLY FEMALE, typing with your ALL POWERFUL RANDOM CAPS, am SO TERRIBLY SORRY that you are SO INSECURE to the point that you have to BELITTLE someone because you believe they OWE you. I am SO HORRENDOUSLY SORRY that your BRAIN is as small as your SELF ESTEEM and that you use ALL OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS trying to IMAGINE why you CAN'T HAVE SEX. I am so GUILTY and ASHAMED that you seem to FUNCTION in the STONE AGE. All jokes aside, this is by far the most shit-brained fuckery I have ever had the displeasure of reading. It's sad that you feel we, as a gender, owe you anything, and your IQ is too low to even fathom that this is not going to do anything. According to rule number three of your dandy little handbook there, everything I say or do is a mockery. Makes sense, since I am "imitating" a man, and you, as a man, are a mockery on your own. I don't know what happened, but it seems like your tiny dick's Napoleon complex spread to the rest of your body. You're right. I cannot even FATHOM the knowledge of yourself, a man, because there is such excruciating vacancy that it is beyond my comprehension as to how I am supposed to understand your mind as a complete and utter vacuum, devoid of any knowledge or items of worth. It's almost like scientists trying to figure out a black hole- they understand that it is devoid of any and all matter and anything of substance that comes near it is warped and torn into the nothingness within. Oh, shit! I just realized! 80% of my message was supposed to be praise and I was supposed to call you master. Well, too fuckin bad. I'll see you when a woman steals your job because she has a brain. Get fucked, scumbag.[/font]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/7lzc5g/public_service_announcement_to_any_female_posting/

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Lol, I'm sorry.
 
lol at the slut that has everything handed to her from birth. man gets rejected 100 times and has to take it, stacy gets rejected and she tries to ruin your life
 
Lol, crazy bait you've set up there.

It seems, as if though most females wants to join in on male spaces... It ain't theirs to begin with.
 
lol, that burn is pretty clever.
 
Tempus Edax Rerum said:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/7lzc5g/public_service_announcement_to_any_female_posting/

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Lol, I'm sorry.

Fucking legend
 
disposableman said:
lol at the slut that has everything handed to her from birth. man gets rejected 100 times and has to take it, stacy gets rejected and she tries to ruin your life

DUDE mother of BLACKPILL

Crazy bitches need to be kept in line
 
These are the posts i love to see lmao
 
Nice! 2 New Copypasta's in one post!
 

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