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No2Cel

No2Cel

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how would you imagine your first time if it ever happens would be i was reading the other thread and the guy cried but i am not sure if i would cry maybe in happiness i wonder how long i would last maybe porn has messed me up perhaps
 
torujo

torujo

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i'd pay 50 euros to cum in 30 seconds
 
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I would probably miss the vagina and hit the peehole, girl says some bullshit excuse like "We should just leave it", packs it up and leaves me aloe with my dick in my hand
 
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I can't imagine it.
The concept that someone would like me enough to tolerate my presence in a genuinly friendly manner is already hard, imagining that they would want to become intimate with me is outright impossible.
 
theoldnick

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first time is always messy/anxious
girl is anxious and scared
guy is anxious, can't find the hole, panics and can't get it up
 
nausea

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incelman said:
I would probably miss the vagina and hit the peehole, girl says some bullshit excuse like "We should just leave it", packs it up and leaves me aloe with my dick in my hand

these kind of replies are superLOL
 
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nausea said:
these kind of replies are superLOL

If you are a 23 year old virgin NO girl is going to be patient with you and let you take your time to pinpoint her vagina. Inexperience is a HUGE deal breaker.
 

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