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LifeFuel First thing I'll do IF I become a billionaire (highly improbable) is start a Charity Foundation for Budgies

You talk like a woman.
 
First thing I would do is buy a house or car
 
If I was a billionaire I would do awesome things
 
First thing I would do is buy a house or car
I love budgies so first priority after my essential needs are taken care of is to take care of them
 
^^^sarcasm impaired

You can save the "sarcasm" excuse. There was nothing in what you wrote that even hinted at sarcasm, and only after I pointed out that you talk like a woman do you suddenly decide that was your intent.
 
You can save the "sarcasm" excuse. There was nothing in what you wrote that even hinted at sarcasm, and only after I pointed out that you talk like a woman do you suddenly decide that was your intent.
It was obvious exaggeration of my fondness for Budgies
 
Dude even edited his message to say "humor impaired." So much for being intelligent when he does not even know which words to use!
I'm tired rn + I edited it before your reply after rereading my posts

Besides, my Verbal IQ is barely above the +99th percentile (+135 IQ) on scholastic tests, and is my weakest cognitive abolity
 
Are you @Eremetic perchance?

I kinda already suspected a while back
 
I'm tired rn + I edited it before your reply

Besides, my Verbal IQ is barely above the +99th percentile (+135 IQ), and is my weakest cognitive abolity
all you had to do was send him his join date. but no, that would be too easy so you decided to sperg out instead :feelskek:
 
all you had to do was send him his join date. but no, that would be too easy so you decided to sperg out instead :feelskek:
I don't really haze people anymore after my break in Jan
 
do you have a pet budgie?
I wish

My Father is allergic to them + was traumatized by a chicken in his youth, so he forbade me from buying another pet budgie after my first one flew out the window and never came back

I'm planning on buying another one soon

I'll pamper and spoil it rotten instead of neglecting it
 
do you have a pet budgie?
On an unrelated note, is the Minecraft server still online?

How active is it?

TIs a shame that one of the users I used to play with isn't active here anymore
 
On an unrelated note, is the Minecraft server still online?

How active is it?

TIs a shame that one of the users I used to play with isn't active here anymore
it's always online. I haven't updated it in a while though, so it's pretty inactive.

And by one of the users are you talking about @DarthBurritoBastard ?
 
it's always online. I haven't updated it in a while though, so it's pretty inactive.

And by one of the users are you talking about @DarthBurritoBastard ?
Yeah
 
Charity for what? Some breed of bird that get treated better than the entire incel race combined. The only charity I would start is a 'breast cancer' one only to then exit scam the entire operation and keep all the profits to myself.
 
HAhahaha :feelskek:

@Fevet


Ah yes, send him his join date while being a late 2024fag himself
@Fantasea often used the phrase "sarcasm impaired" so I auto used that before correcting my reply in less than a minute

I think join date halo should only apply to 2022 cels at the latest
 
Charity for what? Some breed of bird that get treated better than the entire incel race combined. The only charity I would start is a 'breast cancer' one only to then exit scam the entire operation and keep all the profits to myself.
Budgies are nowhere near as intelligent as humans, so I feel compelled to help their species out more than other humans (cuteness also plays a deciding factor as I don't consider doing the same for other animal species)
 
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:feelscomfy: Wholesome thread ngl
 
Budgies are nowhere near as intelligent as humans, so I feel compelled to help their species out more than other humans (cuteness also plays a deciding factor as I don't consider doing the same for other animal species)
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Dude even edited his message to say "humor impaired." So much for being intelligent when he does not even know which words to use!
Like I said... :feelshaha:
 
On an unrelated note, is the Minecraft server still online?

How active is it?

TIs a shame that one of the users I used to play with isn't active here anymore
Nigga I’m still active I check this forum daily
 

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