Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Experiment first person who replies to this thread...

122296
 
Let's go knock over Chadpreets liquor store bro!
 
I'll distract him by making a mess. "Accidentally" (lol) break some bottles... Then while he's away from the counter, yelling at me and cleaning up the mess. You grab his behind-the-counter shotgun and yell! When he turns to look, I'll knock him out with a big bottle of whatever...

Then we tie him up in the back. Toss a few beers and wait for the Stacys &/or Beckys to show up...

Bon temps!
 
I'll distract him by making a mess. "Accidentally" (lol) break some bottles... Then while he's away from the counter, yelling at me and cleaning up the mess. You grab his behind-the-counter shotgun and yell! When he turns to look, I'll knock him out with a big bottle of whatever...

Then we tie him up in the back. Toss a few beers and wait for the Stacys &/or Beckys to show up...

Bon temps!
Giga life fuel.
Than we take stacy and becky and make 50 children and open a mafia
 
I missed a chance to be someone's bro - feels bad man :feelsbadman:
 

Similar threads

mrlunatic
Replies
12
Views
1K
nihilum
nihilum
Nithingr
Replies
15
Views
720
Wolnir
Wolnir
M
Replies
49
Views
2K
killedmycel
killedmycel
H
Replies
24
Views
1K
tradswede
tradswede

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top