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Blackpill First Incel in ancient Greek myth: Polyphemus (take the Cyclopspill)

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Poor Polyphemus:


-is a monstrous Cyclops (Ogremaxing)
-therefore no women wants to marry him (lookism)
-lives on an island (locationcel)
-in a cave (NEET)
-falls in love with a water nymph (onitis)
-she despises him (Chad only)
-she makes out with a Shepard right in front of him (cucked)
-he kills the Shepard (goes ER)
-gets blinded by Chad Odysseus and his men (bullying)
-asks his father for help who is an useless boomer (just summon a storm-theory)
-probably fucked goats (coomer)


View: https://youtu.be/ANRw-3C_MYA?t=166
 
"[UWSL]Appearance. When Percy first sees Polyphemus, he describes him as "huge, so huge he couldn't even fit into the room" and "made Tyson look vertically challenged" with arms the size of Percy. Thus, Polyphemus is at least fifteen feet tall. He has jagged yellow teeth and gnarled hands as big as Percy's entire body."[/UWSL]

brutally mogged by a cyclops [UWSL] :feelsrope::feelsrope:[/UWSL] ovER for me
 

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