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JFL Finish the joke: Volodymyr Zelenskyy walks into a bar…

Subhuman Niceguy

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and the bartender says, “Welcome - I have a booster seat for you right over here.”
 
Volodymyr Zelenskyy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “United States Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen arrived a few minutes ago - she’s waiting for you with her checkbook in the back.”
 
• and the bartender says, “I didn’t expect to see you on the Sabbath - I don’t even have that money I owe you.”
 
and orders a beer.
 

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