JFL Finish the joke: Komesarj walks into a bar…

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says,”I’m the most popular fakecel on the planet - I deserve a free drink.”

 

[Lonelyus]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says,”I’m the most popular fakecel on the planet - I deserve a free drink.”

Then i sent a nigger into a bar and he finished him off with his AK

 

[iamsubhuman]

Then i sent a nigger into a bar and he finished him off with his AK

Unspeakably based

 

[Med Anime]

komesarj walks into a bar and all AFWM couples hide their daughters from him.

 

[Man]

"A drink for me and a water for the missus, she's a 19 year old virgin"

Bartender:

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “If anyone ever told you sex wasn’t everything - they didn’t read the articles about me.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My gf will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs and has short hair.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “I was paid a bunch of money by the Rolling Stone - but my gf spent it all.”

 

[Sheogorath]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My gf will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs and has short hair.”

even I don't cope this bad

 

[nazianime]

Komesarj walk into a bar, Its a gay bar.

 

[Hoodpreet]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My gf will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs and has short hair.”

If he was honest he’d describe her as a bald fat manlet spic, cause his gf is him larping

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “I have to bring my two dogs inside - my girlfriend won’t be attracted to me without them.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My girlfriend kicked me out again - she says I am a delusional kidnapper.”

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Komesarj walks into a bar dressed as a woman, and he says "uwu".

 

[Sheogorath]

it's been two months why the hell did you bump this thread subhuman

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My girlfriend will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs, so make sure we are seated at a table not the bar.”

@LeFrenchCel @Govid_Dorious @AsakuraHao @Bianor @currybonemogger @curryboy420 @Stoopiding1 @nazianime @B/W muttcel @Med Amine @Chudpreet

 

[AsakennyHao]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My girlfriend will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs, so make sure we are seated at a table not the bar.”

@LeFrenchCel @Govid_Dorious @AsakuraHao @Bianor @currybonemogger @curryboy420 @Stoopiding1 @nazianime @B/W muttcel @Med Amine @Chudpreet

Waiter: table for three I assume?

 

[Hoodpreet]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “My girlfriend will be arriving soon - she weighs 300lbs, so make sure we are seated at a table not the bar.”

@LeFrenchCel @Govid_Dorious @AsakuraHao @Bianor @currybonemogger @curryboy420 @Stoopiding1 @nazianime @B/W muttcel @Med Amine @Chudpreet

Lol, he is the 300 lb gf though

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Komesarj walks into a bar, and he says, “Hello, my name is Komesarj - I’m the person who called earlier to make sure you had a menu available in Braille since my girlfriend is blind.”

@Mecoja @LeFrenchCel @B/W muttcel @AsakuraHao @Stoopiding1 @Emba @Bianor @Monocel

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Seriously, how long before Komesarj gets his own show on Netflix?