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I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but the owner said they didn’t accept Bitcoin.
 
I tried to spend money at the stripclub but it was a dog-only club
 

I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but some niggERs stoled from me​

 
I tried to spend money at the stripclub but it was a dog-only club
That’s because you were actually inside a pet store, easy to make the mistake since both are filled with foids.
 
I tried to spend money at the strip club but i remembered that it's betabuxxing
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but my favorite stripper wasn’t there, because she was deported.
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but a man with a long nose stole it, before i could spend it
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but they kept trying to turn me away since I was asian.
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but my mom told me I couldn’t go until I cleaned my room.

@GeckoBus @Rotter @curryboy420 @AsakuraHao @LesscoBlob
 
Then I realised what a waste of time and money strip clubs are, and went home
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but my mom told me I couldn’t go until I cleaned my room.

@GeckoBus @Rotter @curryboy420 @AsakuraHao @LesscoBlob
LMAO :lul: :lul: :lul:
srs?
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but my mom told me I couldn’t go until I cleaned my room.

@GeckoBus @Rotter @curryboy420 @AsakuraHao @LesscoBlob
What, is your mother a Jordan Peterson fan or something?
 
I tried to spend my money at the strip club, but...
...then I remembered that since the Marxist-Rodgerist revolution won, all fertile foids were sent to underground breeding barns, and long gone are the days sex-deprived men had their hard-earned resources appropriated by vile cunts who lived out of exploiting the natural male sex drive.

Then I heard a knock on the door.

--- (knock knock)
--- who is there?
--- it's the T.H.O.T. police, sir. Those disease-ridden prostitutes are dead. They were turned to dog food.
Ha Ha Ha Laugh GIF by Fahad Kidwai


(Humour is subjective, Murray).
 
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'but instead I went to church'
 

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