For some context there's this dumbfuck normie looking guy who's always picking on me at work, usually in terms of making jokes at my expense or subjecting me to harassment from my other peers and genuinely having a stupid ass annoying attitude yet the girls I work with seem to fall head over pussy for him, but today, oh today, was the final straw, he started up with his bullshit again today so I was already having a pretty bad day and when he came up to me to tease me once more I put my 7 years Shoto-kan karate skills to good use and staged an "accident" where he was carrying a hot tray of gravy and I pulled a quick reverse knee dive (Deashi Harai) adjecent to his path, thus making him fall face first and slam the huge tray of boiling hot gravy all over the freshly polished floor and all over his brand spanking new air max 200s and crisp white pro club t shirt, immediately the girls ran over and started screaming saying "ARE YOU OKAY" "WHAT THE FUCK INTERNALIZZ!!!??"
I immediately acted like a dumbass and pretended I didn't see anything as to evade suspicion and quickly posed a dustpan in front while they weren't looking to make it seem like he "tripped" over the dustpan, the tray of gravy was maybe about 10 inches and he was carrying it upright so it obscured his vision, he obviously didn't see what was in his path. he's cool now and luckily today I had an 8 hour shift and he just kept his head down while around me and gave me an evil look every now and then but the teasing and bullying stopped! He doesn't pick on me, talk to me, nor even look at me anymore, but if I were to ever escalate and he's known to be an aggressive asshole I wouldn't mind pulling a Johnny Lawrence on him like in that famous movie.
Anyways, sometimes subtle violence does solve problems.
I immediately acted like a dumbass and pretended I didn't see anything as to evade suspicion and quickly posed a dustpan in front while they weren't looking to make it seem like he "tripped" over the dustpan, the tray of gravy was maybe about 10 inches and he was carrying it upright so it obscured his vision, he obviously didn't see what was in his path. he's cool now and luckily today I had an 8 hour shift and he just kept his head down while around me and gave me an evil look every now and then but the teasing and bullying stopped! He doesn't pick on me, talk to me, nor even look at me anymore, but if I were to ever escalate and he's known to be an aggressive asshole I wouldn't mind pulling a Johnny Lawrence on him like in that famous movie.
Anyways, sometimes subtle violence does solve problems.
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