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So after much reluctance I finally caved in my normie friends advice to take a shower hoping it would get me a girl.
So this is what happened, first off I used only boiling water wich burned off all my extra fat and made me leaner but the floor was kind of slippery so I hit my face on the ground twice and now my cheekbones are swollen then I took his advice and used some sort of shampoo he gave me wich instantly regrew all of the hair on my head and gave me a pretty nice beard instead of the pubes I had on my face then I used a special calcium infused soap he also gave me and scrubbed really hard by the end of the shower i was 6’4 (grew 10 whole inches) also when I was rinsing the shampoo and soap mixed around my crotch making my penis grow to 10 inches for some reason and finally after all of this when I stepped out of the shower in noticed I had blond hair and whiter skin (turns out the soap and shampoo both had potent bleach in them) so yea basically after I dried up I went for a walk in the park and now I ended up with a harem so guys the legends are true all you need to do to escape inceldom is to take more showers hope this helps.
So this is what happened, first off I used only boiling water wich burned off all my extra fat and made me leaner but the floor was kind of slippery so I hit my face on the ground twice and now my cheekbones are swollen then I took his advice and used some sort of shampoo he gave me wich instantly regrew all of the hair on my head and gave me a pretty nice beard instead of the pubes I had on my face then I used a special calcium infused soap he also gave me and scrubbed really hard by the end of the shower i was 6’4 (grew 10 whole inches) also when I was rinsing the shampoo and soap mixed around my crotch making my penis grow to 10 inches for some reason and finally after all of this when I stepped out of the shower in noticed I had blond hair and whiter skin (turns out the soap and shampoo both had potent bleach in them) so yea basically after I dried up I went for a walk in the park and now I ended up with a harem so guys the legends are true all you need to do to escape inceldom is to take more showers hope this helps.
