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Cope FIFA Club World Cup megathread

I am Chelsea's fan, but we have low chances of winning. Maybe only if Delap would be Kane 2.0
 
I support incel superstar Messi's Miami CF all the way!! :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:
 
Inter Miami vs Porto was boring as hell, at least Messi scored from a free kick.

Inter Miami won 2 - 1.
 
Dumb niggerball shit.
 
Dumb niggerball shit.
Spain have a plan to stop Saka


Nigga looks like he just saw a fountain of purple drank
 
This won't last long:

This will not last long
 
Flamengo vs Chadsea was a fantastic match.
 
Will we see RivER Plate vs Coca Jrs?

@solblue
 
Dortmund is waxing off the South African club right now. Silly Africans didn’t know what hit them.
A nigger from the South African club put the ball into his own net, Dortmund were helped immensely from that.
 
A nigger from the South African club put the ball into his own net, Dortmund were helped immensely from that.
Jude Niggaham scored for Dortmund so the South African club stood no chance.
 
How does this work
 
How does this work
To put it simple - about two or three teams from every continent who won their domestic leagues or came in second or third (perhaps they won a regional tournament) were invited to this spectacular. Barcelona didn’t qualify, because of a technicality.

From FIFA.com:

The distribution model for the 2025 edition will comprise the following pillars:

Total prize money pot: USD 1 billion, comprised of a sporting performance pillar of USD 475 million and a participation pillar of USD 525 million.

Sporting performance pillar: USD 475 million

STAGEPER CLUB
Group Stage (three matches)USD 2.0 million win/1.0 million draw per club
Round of 16+ USD 7.5 million
Quarter-final+ USD 13.125 million
Semi-final+ USD 21.0 million
Finalist+ USD 30.0 million
Winner+ USD 40.0 million
Participation pillar: USD 525 million

CONTINENTPER CLUB
EuropeUSD 12.81-38.19 million *
South AmericaUSD 15.21 million
North, Central America & CaribbeanUSD 9.55 million
AsiaUSD 9.55 million
AfricaUSD 9.55 million
OceaniaUSD 3.58 millio
 
To put it simple - about two or three teams from every continent who won their domestic leagues or came in second or third (perhaps they won a regional tournament) were invited to this spectacular. Barcelona didn’t qualify, because of a technicality.

From FIFA.com:

The distribution model for the 2025 edition will comprise the following pillars:

Total prize money pot: USD 1 billion, comprised of a sporting performance pillar of USD 475 million and a participation pillar of USD 525 million.

Sporting performance pillar: USD 475 million

STAGEPER CLUB
Group Stage (three matches)USD 2.0 million win/1.0 million draw per club
Round of 16+ USD 7.5 million
Quarter-final+ USD 13.125 million
Semi-final+ USD 21.0 million
Finalist+ USD 30.0 million
Winner+ USD 40.0 million
Participation pillar: USD 525 million

CONTINENTPER CLUB
EuropeUSD 12.81-38.19 million *
South AmericaUSD 15.21 million
North, Central America & CaribbeanUSD 9.55 million
AsiaUSD 9.55 million
AfricaUSD 9.55 million
OceaniaUSD 3.58 millio
Europe is gonna win of course
 
RivER Plate vs MontERrey
 
Holy Isla Vista! Sergio Ramos is actually playing tonight, he is made out of glass.
How the fuck do the Argentine fans roll so deep? My goodness, both RivER Plate and Boca Jrs have been well-represented at this tournament.
 
I think it’s just me but I never got into sports

Maybe I’ll watch it not sure
I was like, “Fuck this tournament, I won’t watch a moment.”

I watched one game, now I’m hooked.

Imagine, Coca Jrs vs RivER Plate!
 
I was like, “Fuck this tournament, I won’t watch a moment.”

I watched one game, now I’m hooked.

Imagine, Coca Jrs vs RivER Plate!
If it’s really that good I’ll tune in to the final which should be the most interesting part.
 
I was like, “Fuck this tournament, I won’t watch a moment.”

I watched one game, now I’m hooked.

Imagine, Coca Jrs vs RivER Plate!
MontERrey look fit, I like the hustle I see from the Mexican club - they are on the best dope.
 
RivER Plate vs MontERrey
I swear - it looks like there are more RivER Plate fans at this match (Rose Bowl, in Pasadena, California) then there are MontERrey fans… I’m shocked!
 
I swear - it looks like there are more RivER Plate fans at this match (Rose Bowl, in Pasadena, California) then there are MontERrey fans… I’m shocked!
These fucking South American fans are spending cartel money - where the fuck do they get the money to travel like this?!
 
I was like, “Fuck this tournament, I won’t watch a moment.”

I watched one game, now I’m hooked.

Imagine, Coca Jrs vs RivER Plate!
MontERrey (with Sergio Ramos) vs Real Madrid
 
There’s serious money in this tournament, that’s a surprise. Has this competition been entertaining?
 
There’s serious money in this tournament, that’s a surprise. Has this competition been entertaining?
It's getting increasingly better, yes.
 
Nobody cares about this kind of tournaments or matches in Europe because of the quality difference between teams. But in the other continents specially South America it's a huge deal.
 
Did somebody here had any luck in betting?
 

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