FIELD REPORT: I "approached" an HB8 last night.

[kodoku]

So, I started gaming her by showing off my "DGAF attitude". She had her "anti-slut defense" up, so I then decided to "display value". She told me  I was a "creep", but I knew that was a "shit test" so I "agreed and amplified". I knew it was time to move in for the kill, so I "claimed ownership" of her body. She said it was "inappropriate", but I "maintained frame" and amped my "physical escalation". Now I just finished spending a night in "jail" because she gave me "sexual assault" charges.


tl;dr: Lift

 

[Zielony4]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

It's over for redpill copers.

 

[anincelforlifelol]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

Love this satire

 

[KyloRen]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

Top quality.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

I was just wondering where most of PUA slayers were and it turns out most of them of were in jail.

 

[nausea]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

I was just wondering where most of PUA slayers were and it turns out most of them of were in jail.

or into an asylum

 

[Anonymous]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

PUA helping us lead the sexual assault leaderboards.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

Yup, you are right, that's a "shit test". Girls now a days can go real too far, but I assume you have done "enough research" and "read the sidebar" already. I think you should be fine. However, two cents from this fellow TRPer: when the cops take you to the jail, keep your "DGAF frame" as tight as possible, that's what she wants to see, how alpha you are. But never hold a "tight butthole" when your 6'5" tyrone inmates give you "IOI" and try to "engage into kino escalation". You need to become loose at that point, put enough lubricant into your butthole to facilitate it, it helps. Also when those feminist law enforcement faggots take you to the court, don't forget to stay calm and go into the "monk mode".

 

[Deleted member 236]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

Tasty copypasta.

 

[flowerful]

RE: FIELD REPORT: I "approached" and HB8 last night.

lmao

 

[Redpill Robert]

Here's my foolproof plan on how to get laid: drug the bitch.

 

[QuantumDummy]

Repost.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Here's my foolproof plan on how to get laid: drug the bitch.

GHB (Get Hot Bae)  :bigsmile:

 

[blickpall]

Bro but did you switch locations so she would have a distorted sense of time? DId you check yor IOIs first? Not bad for a first sarge but you might want to get a more experienced creep incel asshole deluded idiot partner next time so that if you both strike out at least you can spend the whole night in his bedroom listening to the recordings and discussing breathing patterns and physical angles of approach and how the tangentline to your shoulders should be adjacent to her outside clavicle in isometric space.

In the meantime, I think you should go to the same bar, she'll probably be back for more tomorrow.

 

[kodoku]

Repost.

I'd like to see more reposts tbh, r/incels content had incomparable quality