Story Femoids can't mind their own fucking business

[PPEcel]

So I've been going on an escortcelling binge lately, and I've seen one particular foid a few times over the past week. She's operating out of a quiet block of serviced apartments in an upmarket residential area.

First couple times, I've seen an ethnic sitting at the front desk. From the looks of it, he wasn't giving a fuck. Earbuds in, probably watching Netflix or something. It was perfect because it was like he wasn't even there.

So today the front desk was being staffed by a white foid, and for some reason she said "hi" to me. I ignored her, I didn't break my step and made a beeline for the elevators as I did the last two times.

I didn't think much of it, but twenty minutes later the front desk rudely interrupts what I'm doing by calling the room I'm in. The escort ignores it. Ten minutes later the front desk calls the room again, and the escort decides to answer it.

"Oh, the receptionist just wanted to speak with me as soon as possible," the whore says.

I swear the receptionist was smirking at me as I left the building. Never felt gladder about wearing a mask.

 

[WØLF]

moneymaxxed resident GigaChang back at it again

 

[rope2cope]

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yep, it's over for you. She wanted to see if Asian men really do have small dicks.

 

[Deleted member 3497]

Yep, it's over for you. She wanted to see if Asian men really do have small dicks.

Seeing as @PPEcel sees roastie escorts a lot, I would guess he doesn’t

 

[Tenshi]

moneymaxxed resident GigaChang back at it again

tbh

he's literally a slayer

 

[WØLF]

tbh

he's literally a slayer

In all honesty, hooker/escortcelling obviously doesn't count. If anything, it's a step down from real sex because it's literally just cuckoldry with extra steps

 

[BrazilianLiveMatter]

lets go

 

[Khaplain40KKK]

Mogs me to the Warp

 

[fast_curry]

Is it possible to ask escorts to come to your own place? Too many unpredictable things can happen if it's the other way around imo

 

[PPEcel]

Is it possible to ask escorts to come to your own place? Too many unpredictable things can happen if it's the other way around imo

Yes, but I generally prefer incalls for a large number of reasons.

Home visits result in privacy issues (I'd rather not have the agency know where I live). They also require a fair bit of prep. I would have to make sure I clean the place meticulously so the girl doesn't think I live in a pigsty, and also make sure to leave valuables and important documents out of sight. I'd have to get bottled water as well (I drink tap unless I'm eating food, but many of these foids only drink bottled for some reason), and extra towels and toiletries. [UWSL]I would also have to clean up afterwards make sure that no other visitor (friend or family) would spot any sign of a foid being here, i.e. no condom wrappers in the trash, no stray blonde hairs lying around, no cum stains anywhere. People perceive me as a clean freak and I like to maintain that perception. [/UWSL]

Hotel visits have their own drawbacks. Some hotels require a key card for elevator usage and/or have a shit ton of employees in the lobby, so sometimes I would either have to tell my butler or the concierge to let the femoid come up to my room or worse, have to come down to the lobby to bring her up, in plain view of the public. Hotels are also expensive as fuck in my area. Everything is expensive as fuck. I don't feel like booking a room just for a one or a two-hour meet. That's the longest I would ever spend with a foid.

And just generally, if a meet goes horribly, it's nice to be able to just GTFO myself instead of having to shove someone out of my residence. Foids also[UWSL] generally charge more for outcalls because they are inherently riskier, some won't even do outcalls unless for regulars. [/UWSL]

 

[Remaincel]

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I wish that I could afford escorts, but I can't.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Yes, but I generally prefer incalls for a large number of reasons.

Home visits result in privacy issues (I'd rather not have the agency know where I live). They also require a fair bit of prep. I would have to make sure I clean the place meticulously so the girl doesn't think I live in a pigsty, and also make sure to leave valuables and important documents out of sight. I'd have to get bottled water as well (I drink tap unless I'm eating food, but many of these foids only drink bottled for some reason), and extra towels and toiletries. [UWSL]I would also have to clean up afterwards make sure that no other visitor (friend or family) would spot any sign of a foid being here, i.e. no condom wrappers in the trash, no stray blonde hairs lying around, no cum stains anywhere. People perceive me as a clean freak and I like to maintain that perception. [/UWSL]

Hotel visits have their own drawbacks. Some hotels require a key card for elevator usage and/or have a shit ton of employees in the lobby, so sometimes I would either have to tell my butler or the concierge to let the femoid come up to my room or worse, have to come down to the lobby to bring her up, in plain view of the public. Hotels are also expensive as fuck in my area. Everything is expensive as fuck. I don't feel like booking a room just for a one or a two-hour meet. That's the longest I would ever spend with a foid.

And just generally, if a meet goes horribly, it's nice to be able to just GTFO myself instead of having to shove someone out of my residence. Foids also[UWSL] generally charge more for outcalls because they are inherently riskier, some won't even do outcalls unless for regulars. [/UWSL]

this sounds as stressful as being Peter Parker, only you are not slinging webs, you just jizzing on a hoe

 

[PPEcel]

this sounds as stressful as being Peter Parker, only you are not slinging webs, you just jizzing on a hoe

Not really

I find the booking and the anticipation kind of...fun, actually. Exciting. Not as much as it used to be, but it doesn't feel like a chore. Then again I only do incalls so all I have to do is pick a foid, text the agency, and then shower and put something on and look up the address on Google Maps and stop by an ATM and show up on time

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Not really

I find the booking and the anticipation kind of...fun, actually. Exciting. Not as much as it used to be, but it doesn't feel like a chore. Then again I only do incalls so all I have to do is pick a foid, text the agency, and then shower and put something on and look up the address on Google Maps and stop by an ATM and show up on time

I mean if you did outcalls

 

[starcrapoo]

Yea incalls to hotels are kinda cringey. Front desk staff definitely know who the whores are. Its not a maybe, its a definite yes. It can't be by accident several old or low value men are going in and asking for the same person/room over and over again.

I like it to be discreet as possible (not that it really matters tbh). But pretty much all mongers prefer discreet.

I decided to give up on escortmaxxing altogether. Life is already hard and I don't wanna make it 10x harder and more depressing if I catch herpes or hpv. Plus its a massive waste of money. I'm already an alcoholcel which is bad enough on its own and escortmaxxing just hits me financially on top of alcohol.

Anyways, happy escortmaxxing man. If I ever do get back into it one day it will just be for CBJs.

 

[fast_curry]

many of these foids only drink bottled for some reason

Maybe they're from countries where tap water isn't safe?

I would also have to clean up afterwards make sure that no other visitor (friend or family) would spot any sign of a foid being here

tbh it's sad that you have to do this. Chads can bring girls back home without ever hiding anything. A strand of hair that apparently belongs to a foid is more of a way of showing off his high SMV to his friend and family. That's exactly what my roommate did back in college. Every time he wanted to fuck a foid, he'd send me a message asking when I'd be back. If I said I was far away and came back later, I would be able to smell the air freshener he sprayed in the dorm room. For incels like you, on the other hand, any sign of a foid would immediately make people accuse you of escortceling.

if a meet goes horribly

That can happen? It would be absolute suifuel if you get treated poorly by whores after paying a huge amount of money.

I find the booking and the anticipation kind of...fun, actually. Exciting.

I remember as a kid trying to sneakily torrent Illusion games to the computer shared by my family. It didn't feel like a chore either even though I had to switch on and off the downloader over and over so my parents could never find out.

I decided to give up on escortmaxxing altogether. Life is already hard and I don't wanna make it 10x harder and more depressing if I catch herpes or hpv.

STD is one of the main reasons why I'm not escortcelling ngl. I don't think I deserve any of those. Normies were responsible for spreading it yet I'll be the one suffering the consequences.

 

[PPEcel]

Maybe they're from countries where tap water isn't safe?

Yeah, that's probably it. The last 8 or so foids I've seen were Russian or Ukrainian.

That can happen? It would be absolute suifuel if you get treated poorly by whores after paying a huge amount of money.

Yes. Doesn't really happen much now that I've found a couple of reliable upmarket agencies (plus I have pretty vanilla tastes for the most part, I'm not weird or demanding). But the buying and selling of sex is an inherently awkward business, so a smooth experience is not guaranteed. One time I did have to complain (so terrible I left halfway through), the agency offered me a discount on my next booking.

STD is one of the main reasons why I'm not escortcelling ngl. I don't think I deserve any of those. Normies were responsible for spreading it yet I'll be the one suffering the consequences.

Honestly I'm not that concerned about STDs. I do get occasionally tested just to reassure myself. I would refuse to see a foid that would ever offer bareback for an extra price.

Yea incalls to hotels are kinda cringey. Front desk staff definitely know who the whores are. Its not a maybe, its a definite yes. It can't be by accident several old or low value men are going in and asking for the same person/room over and over again.

Anyways, happy escortmaxxing man. If I ever do get back into it one day it will just be for CBJs.

JFL. I've actually heard that happen. If a foid or her agency is good, they'll provide detailed enough instructions.

Of course the front desk knows. On multiple occasions a male arrives exactly on the hour, take an elevator to a particular floor and leaves exactly 5-10 minutes after the hour?C'mon, they aren't stupid.

What are CBJs?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

moneymaxxed resident GigaChang back at it again

 

[Gymcelled]

moneymaxxed resident GigaChang back at it again

 

[BrokenAndThrownAway]

I always prefered streets with girls behind glass, u just mix in with the crowd plus u can see the girl in real life so no surprises but i guess u are not from Europe.

 

[starcrapoo]

Yeah, that's probably it. The last 8 or so foids I've seen were Russian or Ukrainian.


Yes. Doesn't really happen much now that I've found a couple of reliable upmarket agencies (plus I have pretty vanilla tastes for the most part, I'm not weird or demanding). But the buying and selling of sex is an inherently awkward business, so a smooth experience is not guaranteed. One time I did have to complain (so terrible I left halfway through), the agency offered me a discount on my next booking.


Honestly I'm not that concerned about STDs. I do get occasionally tested just to reassure myself. I would refuse to see a foid that would ever offer bareback for an extra price.


JFL. I've actually heard that happen. If a foid or her agency is good, they'll provide detailed enough instructions.

Of course the front desk knows. On multiple occasions a male arrives exactly on the hour, take an elevator to a particular floor and leaves exactly 5-10 minutes after the hour?C'mon, they aren't stupid.

What are CBJs?

condom blowjobs

 

[PPEcel]

I always prefered streets with girls behind glass, u just mix in with the crowd plus u can see the girl in real life so no surprises but i guess u are not from Europe.

I'm in a country where prostitution is generally legal but street prostitution is not.

condom blowjobs

North Americans have terrible, terrible acronyms when it comes to buying sex. Just saying. "BBBJ" is such a mouthful. Just say "OWO" like a civilized Eurofag.

 

[Robtical]

Yea incalls to hotels are kinda cringey. Front desk staff definitely know who the whores are. Its not a maybe, its a definite yes. It can't be by accident several old or low value men are going in and asking for the same person/room over and over again.

I like it to be discreet as possible (not that it really matters tbh). But pretty much all mongers prefer discreet.

I decided to give up on escortmaxxing altogether. Life is already hard and I don't wanna make it 10x harder and more depressing if I catch herpes or hpv. Plus its a massive waste of money. I'm already an alcoholcel which is bad enough on its own and escortmaxxing just hits me financially on top of alcohol.

Anyways, happy escortmaxxing man. If I ever do get back into it one day it will just be for CBJs.

I'm saving to escortcel in SEA, the whores in the west charge too much for their used up fesikh flaps.

 

[Lookscel]

moneymaxxed resident GigaChang back at it again

It's not moneymaxxing if you are born rich

 

[starcrapoo]

I'm saving to escortcel in SEA, the whores in the west charge too much for their used up fesikh flaps.

You should try the EU. I hear the foids there charge just as cheap. Even in the netherlands.

SEA foids look like hideous monkeys compared to the average european foid.

 

[Robtical]

You should try the EU. I hear the foids there charge just as cheap. Even in the netherlands.

SEA foids look like hideous monkeys compared to the average european foid.

I thought the EU whores charge a lot more, but if they're the same cost I'd rather go to EU for sure.

 

[PPEcel]

I thought the EU whores charge a lot more, but if they're the same cost I'd rather go to EU for sure.

It's pricier in the EU obviously, but still a significant improvement over the NA market.

Also supply/demand, some foids are just going to be pricier than others.

 

[Robtical]

It's pricier in the EU obviously, but still a significant improvement over the NA market.

Also supply/demand, some foids are just going to be pricier than others.

I like foids with nice butts, I bet those are going to charge more in EU because of high demand, so I need it to be a lot cheaper than NA so I won't feel cucked after paying. That's why i think SEA will be the best place to go.

 

[PPEcel]

I like foids with nice butts, I bet those are going to charge more in EU because of high demand, so I need it to be a lot cheaper than NA so I won't feel cucked after paying. That's why i think SEA will be the best place to go.

they're expensive everywhere

 

[Robtical]

they're expensive everywhere

They should be cheaper than the west, I've heard tourists who went there say they can get street girls for 30-60, maybe the escorts in bars and massage parlors cost extra.

 

[PPEcel]

They should be cheaper than the west, I've heard tourists who went there say they can get street girls for 30-60 over there, maybe the escorts in bars and message parlors cost extra.

ok

also please give feedback on my latest effortpost about the first amendment because every time i write an effortpost i get like 0 responses

 

[Robtical]

ok

also please give feedback on my latest effortpost about the first amendment because every time i write an effortpost i get like 0 responses

I didn't see it yet, post the link

 

[bigantennaemay1]

In all honesty, hooker/escortcelling obviously doesn't count. If anything, it's a step down from real sex because it's literally just cuckoldry with extra steps

Yeah, but who doesn't still want it?

I wish that I could afford escorts, but I can't.

Yeah, and I wish they were legal where I live, too.

 

[PPEcel]

Yeah, and I wish they were legal where I live, too.

Where would that be

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Where would that be

Somewhere west of the Andromeda Galaxy.