Elliot Rodger,
Chris Harper Mercer,
Nikolas Cruz,
and the latest, Dimitrios Pagourtzis.
What do these men all have in common? They were all pushed over the edge, snapped, and took human lives. If any DEMONcrats or (((March for Our Lives))) sympathizers are reading this, here's how to stop mass murders.
No, idiot. You don't ban "assault weapons", there's something called the black market, if you didn't know.
"Oh shit, I can't legally buy a gun? Hey Paco, hook me up with a piece."
"Sure thing, ese!"
Let's say my some miracle, no more guns exist.
"Damn, I want to kill people but there are no guns, what do I do now?"
*vroom vroom*
"I'm plowing this crowd down, motherfucker!"
or
KABOOM!
"Homemade bombs, here I come!"
If someone wants to kill people, they'll find a way to do it. Here's a realistic solution:
For guys: When you see that lonely ugly kid, don't bully him, don't talk behind his back, don't beat him up, don't groan if you have to work with him, don't talk about your sexual conquests in front of him. Do you know what you should do? Be his friend. Invite him to parties, hang out with him, hook him up with girls, work with him, treat him how you'd want to be treated.
For girls: If that lonely ugly boy asks you out, DON'T FUCKING REJECT HIM. No matter how nice you are or how rude you are, you're still gonna crush his self-esteem. If you want to be a MEGA-BITCH like Little Miss Shana Fisher, you might even be signing your own death warrant. Don't look at him with disgust, don't whisper about him, don't faux-flirt with him, don't talk about your sexual conquests near him, don't make a list of the hottest guys in school and put him dead last, don't ignore him. Do you know what you should do to that lonely ugly boy? Go out with him if he asks, if he's visibly alone all the time, approach him and love him. Treat him exactly like you treat model-tier males.
For the government: I'm normally a fiscal conservative, but if you want to uselessly spend taxpayer money, do it for something that matters. You can afford to fund (((Planned Parenthood))), right? Why don't you instead put that money into providing free plastic surgery for ugly males? It would work a lot better than "banning assault weapons", I'm sure. In fact, if you decided to do that, I guarantee you that mass shootings would nearly cease to exist.
That's how you make real change.
Chris Harper Mercer,
Nikolas Cruz,
and the latest, Dimitrios Pagourtzis.
What do these men all have in common? They were all pushed over the edge, snapped, and took human lives. If any DEMONcrats or (((March for Our Lives))) sympathizers are reading this, here's how to stop mass murders.
No, idiot. You don't ban "assault weapons", there's something called the black market, if you didn't know.
"Oh shit, I can't legally buy a gun? Hey Paco, hook me up with a piece."
"Sure thing, ese!"
Let's say my some miracle, no more guns exist.
"Damn, I want to kill people but there are no guns, what do I do now?"
*vroom vroom*
"I'm plowing this crowd down, motherfucker!"
or
KABOOM!
"Homemade bombs, here I come!"
If someone wants to kill people, they'll find a way to do it. Here's a realistic solution:
For guys: When you see that lonely ugly kid, don't bully him, don't talk behind his back, don't beat him up, don't groan if you have to work with him, don't talk about your sexual conquests in front of him. Do you know what you should do? Be his friend. Invite him to parties, hang out with him, hook him up with girls, work with him, treat him how you'd want to be treated.
For girls: If that lonely ugly boy asks you out, DON'T FUCKING REJECT HIM. No matter how nice you are or how rude you are, you're still gonna crush his self-esteem. If you want to be a MEGA-BITCH like Little Miss Shana Fisher, you might even be signing your own death warrant. Don't look at him with disgust, don't whisper about him, don't faux-flirt with him, don't talk about your sexual conquests near him, don't make a list of the hottest guys in school and put him dead last, don't ignore him. Do you know what you should do to that lonely ugly boy? Go out with him if he asks, if he's visibly alone all the time, approach him and love him. Treat him exactly like you treat model-tier males.
For the government: I'm normally a fiscal conservative, but if you want to uselessly spend taxpayer money, do it for something that matters. You can afford to fund (((Planned Parenthood))), right? Why don't you instead put that money into providing free plastic surgery for ugly males? It would work a lot better than "banning assault weapons", I'm sure. In fact, if you decided to do that, I guarantee you that mass shootings would nearly cease to exist.
That's how you make real change.
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