Before I started this job, I gave myself the whole 'this time will be different’ pep talk, swearing I wouldn’t default to the usual loner, extremely quiet, socially awkward guy antics. 
And yet, it happened anyway. I’ve cemented myself as the forgotten browser tab in the office, doomed to replay the same awkward animations on loop. I succumbed to my destiny.
There's a LTB mayowhore in her early 20s in my group who has taken a keen interest in me. Facially she exists in that strange quantum state between 'meh' and 'hot', chubby, very feminine, tattoos on her arms, and she stands at a height similar to me at 5"7'. If she was petite, she would easily be HTB.
She always makes an effort to talk to me everyday. She'll take sneak peaks at me while I'm working to see what I'm doing. Her smiles at me shine brighter than the wattage of a dentist's lamp. No one ever looks at me like that so warmly and is that excited to talk to me. Due to never talking to females, having no friends and family, I always talk quietly, meekly and mumble but she always seems to understand everything I say, like a cat suddenly comprehending algebra.
Earlier on during training, she stole the seat of a taller, more attractive cumskin who previously occupied the seat infront of me. I think she did this to sit in closer proximity to me. This is so bizarre. She barely talks to him. Now that guy has to sit further away and doesn't have the testosterone to reclaim his seat from her. Man, us Currys cause so much mayhem without trying. Whoever's out there promoting that anti-white male propaganda? I owe you a tandoori chicken.
Here's the bombshell: she's a lesbian. My feelings on this are as mixed as a DJs playlist. On one hand I don't feel disgusted as there's no moid in the equation, and I don't find her very attractive either. But on the other hand, it’s still technically deviant behavior, like eating curry with ice-cream. Before you say 'lesbians are just Chadsexuals in denial', I'm far from that as a average-faced 5’7” curry with the social skills of a startled possum.
Do I care? I don't think so. In this economy of loneliness, her attention is the closest thing I've got to currency. When she talks to me, I get to experience the rarest of glitches: a socially awkward curry being treated like an actual human being. It makes me feel so good. A pasty-skinned white girl with blue eyes (that look infected and like they're full of cum) choosing to beam her sunshine in my direction? YES SAAR, PHUL SARPOORT, DON'T DELAAAAY.
White women is the best cope for Currys.
Her face is pretty but her body weight ruins it. But I'm not too mad that I don't find her attractive enough since I still get to enjoy the social interaction without the messy complications of desire at the workplace. It's like watching YouTube with ads, but the ads are weirdly interesting. If she was petite/HTB I would pursue her.
Honestly, I believe the 'curry incel' narrative is a massive con job. The black pill's greatest psyop was convincing the world that Currys are default incels. Scamming is our cultural heritage, and right now, the scam is making you think we're all doomed incels. I know this sounds anti-black pill, but I'm starting to believe that MTN/LTN cumskins have it worse than Currys.
In my culture, I’ve never heard aunties and uncles clinking chai glasses whispering, ‘Beta Ranjizz and Cumresh can’t find a wife…’. Yes, Curry marriages are betabuxxed, but that's the factory setting for any non-Chad. Our betabuxx fate is pre-installed like bloatware on a cheap laptop. It’s the factory setting for any non-Chad.
But don't be retarded: there’s levels to betabuxxing. There’s paying for a hotel room your wife uses with her gym trainer betabuxxing, and then there's the wife who doesn't really find you attractive and sometimes argues with you but gives you sex every now and then and doesn't cheat.
I've got the receipts to prove it too: screenshots of prominent and popular Currycels on here slipping up and saying things that would get them yeeted off the forum. Consider me the bouncer of Curry credibility.
Example:
Look at this curry muncher, locking lips with a 17 year-old girl who kissed him on the lips. The only time I did that was either in my head or when I paid for it. This parasite got it for free, served like a buffet coupon.
And what does he do when he gets caught? He plays the victim and blames the caste system LMAO, then goes schizo and claims it may or may not have happened.
Remember, this is just one example.
© 2025 Curry fingers typed this thread
And yet, it happened anyway. I’ve cemented myself as the forgotten browser tab in the office, doomed to replay the same awkward animations on loop. I succumbed to my destiny. There's a LTB mayowhore in her early 20s in my group who has taken a keen interest in me. Facially she exists in that strange quantum state between 'meh' and 'hot', chubby, very feminine, tattoos on her arms, and she stands at a height similar to me at 5"7'. If she was petite, she would easily be HTB.
She always makes an effort to talk to me everyday. She'll take sneak peaks at me while I'm working to see what I'm doing. Her smiles at me shine brighter than the wattage of a dentist's lamp. No one ever looks at me like that so warmly and is that excited to talk to me.
Due to never talking to females, having no friends and family, I always talk quietly, meekly and mumble but she always seems to understand everything I say, like a cat suddenly comprehending algebra.Earlier on during training, she stole the seat of a taller, more attractive cumskin who previously occupied the seat infront of me.
I think she did this to sit in closer proximity to me. This is so bizarre. She barely talks to him. Now that guy has to sit further away and doesn't have the testosterone to reclaim his seat from her. Man, us Currys cause so much mayhem without trying. Whoever's out there promoting that anti-white male propaganda? I owe you a tandoori chicken. Here's the bombshell: she's a lesbian.
My feelings on this are as mixed as a DJs playlist. On one hand I don't feel disgusted as there's no moid in the equation, and I don't find her very attractive either. But on the other hand, it’s still technically deviant behavior, like eating curry with ice-cream. Before you say 'lesbians are just Chadsexuals in denial', I'm far from that as a average-faced 5’7” curry with the social skills of a startled possum. Do I care? I don't think so. In this economy of loneliness, her attention is the closest thing I've got to currency. When she talks to me, I get to experience the rarest of glitches: a socially awkward curry being treated like an actual human being. It makes me feel so good.
A pasty-skinned white girl with blue eyes (that look infected and like they're full of cum) choosing to beam her sunshine in my direction? YES SAAR, PHUL SARPOORT, DON'T DELAAAAY. White women is the best cope for Currys.
Her face is pretty but her body weight ruins it. But I'm not too mad that I don't find her attractive enough since I still get to enjoy the social interaction without the messy complications of desire at the workplace. It's like watching YouTube with ads, but the ads are weirdly interesting. If she was petite/HTB I would pursue her.
Honestly, I believe the 'curry incel' narrative is a massive con job. The black pill's greatest psyop was convincing the world that Currys are default incels. Scamming is our cultural heritage, and right now, the scam is making you think we're all doomed incels. I know this sounds anti-black pill, but I'm starting to believe that MTN/LTN cumskins have it worse than Currys.
In my culture, I’ve never heard aunties and uncles clinking chai glasses whispering, ‘Beta Ranjizz and Cumresh can’t find a wife…’. Yes, Curry marriages are betabuxxed, but that's the factory setting for any non-Chad. Our betabuxx fate is pre-installed like bloatware on a cheap laptop. It’s the factory setting for any non-Chad.
But don't be retarded: there’s levels to betabuxxing. There’s paying for a hotel room your wife uses with her gym trainer betabuxxing, and then there's the wife who doesn't really find you attractive and sometimes argues with you but gives you sex every now and then and doesn't cheat.
I've got the receipts to prove it too: screenshots of prominent and popular Currycels on here slipping up and saying things that would get them yeeted off the forum. Consider me the bouncer of Curry credibility.
Example:
Look at this curry muncher, locking lips with a 17 year-old girl who kissed him on the lips. The only time I did that was either in my head or when I paid for it. This parasite got it for free, served like a buffet coupon.
And what does he do when he gets caught? He plays the victim and blames the caste system LMAO, then goes schizo and claims it may or may not have happened.
Remember, this is just one example.
© 2025 Curry fingers typed this thread
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