I sometimes wonder how male sexhavers don't accidentally slip it in the wrong hole, especially if it's dark and stuff.
D
this is why a lot of men turn gay unironically
found the gay
You're a an IT cuck, and a W*ite one at that stfu
D
no actually
thats what a gay would say
”Afterall, we’re having to sleep with a creature ...”
Not me
Not me
D
*facepalm*thats what a gay would say
now everyone thinks i'm gay when cuyen is the one who talks about buttholes
Just get a titjob theory
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You can join the cult now*facepalm*
now everyone thinks i'm gay when cuyen is the one who talks about buttholes
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over for you*facepalm*
now everyone thinks i'm gay when cuyen is the one who talks about buttholes
laughing at this thread rn
We should use this as an insult
REAKTALK:*facepalm*
now everyone thinks i'm gay when cuyen is the one who talks about buttholes
If you want analsex with a woman while her pu$$y is not even a dicklength away, you are a fucking faggot.
Eh, I like girl's assholes in hentai.
Reminds me of that British joke.
A man has a sameday appointment at the Dentist booked, when his girlfriend spontaneously asks for a cheeky '69 sex position
"I can't!" The man says, "my breath will smell of fanny (vagina) at the Dentists"
"Just brush your teeth and use mouthwash, before you go" his girlfriend replies
After the deed of 69 position with his girlfriend is done, the man brushes his teeth and uses mouthwash.
"Excellent!" he exclaims "no-one will suspect a thing!"
Later in the Dentist's chair, the Dentist leans in to inspect his patient, but pulls his head back
Dentist- "Sir? Did you by any chance consume fanny before you came here?"
Man- (Nervous), "Wah-Why yes! Does my breath smell of fanny?!?"
Dentist- "No. But you have got a skidmark on your forehead"
A man has a sameday appointment at the Dentist booked, when his girlfriend spontaneously asks for a cheeky '69 sex position
"I can't!" The man says, "my breath will smell of fanny (vagina) at the Dentists"
"Just brush your teeth and use mouthwash, before you go" his girlfriend replies
After the deed of 69 position with his girlfriend is done, the man brushes his teeth and uses mouthwash.
"Excellent!" he exclaims "no-one will suspect a thing!"
Later in the Dentist's chair, the Dentist leans in to inspect his patient, but pulls his head back
Dentist- "Sir? Did you by any chance consume fanny before you came here?"
Man- (Nervous), "Wah-Why yes! Does my breath smell of fanny?!?"
Dentist- "No. But you have got a skidmark on your forehead"
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As someone who watches a lot of porn, it’s pretty much true.
Nasty, but lol.
oral is superior tbh
he's not wrong jfl
pretty sure that shit particles get stuck inside of their pussies
pretty sure that shit particles get stuck inside of their pussies
Of course they do. The vaginal hole is right between her legs closer to her anus rather than her clitoris. Its easier to do doggy for this reason.
When she's stood up sweat trickles down her bum cheeks, down her crack over said 0.5 inch perineum and forms in her underwear directly over her vaginal opening.
Women used to tease me for carrying wet-wipes, claiming toilet tissue was enough. Trust me hygeine experts are the first to say women have got very poor (preventable) hygeine head to toe. But women act too stubborn, ignorant and offended if you try to push their minds harder.
I've actually looked up some girl talk article a few years ago, unfortunately I can't remember specifically I was googling, but I was curious about something, and I'm pretty sure I recall in one talk or article talking about how girls at times have to take care of making sure they're clean because it's not hard to get shit on their pussy when their panties move around.
So I would say if it can get near the entrance, it's getting inside too.
Yeah, to the point that foids sometimes help feces move through rectum by pushing the rear side of vaginal cavity with fingers. And we call this gender beautiful.
I remember someone mentioning that they accidentally slipped into the wrong hole once. It was in the internet though so take it with a grain of salt.
Call me a degenerate if you want but I dig anal in hentai/porn a lot.
Thanks for the asexualfuel
I wouldn't. When you can't get anything, your mind starts to wonder in "This supposed to feel good, but these other things seem to be things people are into. I wonder how this is too?"
It's a horrible thing your mind does when it starts thinking on more and more things you're wondering how it is and you start getting into it.
The anuspill anally ravaged me.
JFL at pussy eating cucks. Not only are they being submissive, but they're literally eating shit as well
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