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Chad always wins
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Was riding my bike in public today.
A cute girl overtook me on her bike.
I sped up a little so I could ride behind her and pretend she was my girlfriend.
In those 30 seconds or so, I felt like a normal human being.
I felt like just an average dude who is out with his girlfriend.
People must've looked at me thinking "Oh wow, this guy is out with his girlfriend, how did he pull such a cutie, he must be a good lad, a proper man."
In those 30 seconds, I felt alive.
A cute girl overtook me on her bike.
I sped up a little so I could ride behind her and pretend she was my girlfriend.
In those 30 seconds or so, I felt like a normal human being.
I felt like just an average dude who is out with his girlfriend.
People must've looked at me thinking "Oh wow, this guy is out with his girlfriend, how did he pull such a cutie, he must be a good lad, a proper man."
In those 30 seconds, I felt alive.