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Felt like a legit gigachad on the bus today

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*no intention of bragging, just telling a story for entertainment

So on the bus ride back today, I step on and see that the bus is kinda full, only some seats, as I'm no beta who is to afraid to sit next to people, I walk to the back of the bus and see that the back row of seats is pretty open. (unlike most of the two seater ones on the side, the back is a full row of 5 seats). There are two girls sitting on the row though both solid in appearance , one at the window corner and the other in the second seat to the center on the other side meaning there is no seat that is not sitting next to one of the girls. I just go straight in and sit in the center seat next to the girl who is not at the window. Btw this girl was hella invading my space, she was not sitting straight in the seat, but like on the edge closer to me with her legs angled in towards mine. Obv I this doesn't bother me but I thought it was just interesting. So we just continue to wait as more people get on the bus.

As it fills up, another girl pushes through the crowd of beta males that are standing when their are 2 seats still on my back row and like 3-4 more in the normal seats right in front of me. She comes up to me and the girl and kinda stands their for a second as she wanted to go to the window seat I guess (fuck maybe its over for me) and its crowded to do that because of the chair in front but the girl next to me looks at her and then goes "oh sorry" and moves to the window seat and the new girl sits down next to me replacing the girl who had just moved. Now its me and 3 girls on the row. Maybe like a minute later, another girl comes to the back ignoring the other open seats and sits in the last seat next to me and the original window girl.

I'm now sitting in the middle with 2 girls on either side who had gone by seats that were open to sit in the back row. Again all the girls were pretty solid in appearance, no uglies. I'm now a slayer in the back row with 2 girls on both sides and I can def see some dudes mirin in the front who would turn and look a few times. It was pretty legit.


Hope you enjoyed this autism
 
I very much enjoyed this autism. I liked the part where you explained that you weren't going to brag about literally sitting next to some femoids.

8 / 10
 
I did enjoy this. Every single time an attractive women sits beside me my virgin mind makes me think that she wants to fuck with me right away.
 
GTFO GIGA-CHAD GO FUCK SOME STACIES! kek
 
Paragraphs are a thing.
 
gay_fag said:
I did enjoy this. Every single time an attractive women sits beside me my virgin mind makes me think that she wants to fuck with me right away.

I just realized how retarded we are for thinking this.That's what a lifetime of inceldom will do to you.
 
Kek this was not bragging at all. I’m too busy reflecting on my subhumanity and thinking about how I’ll kill myself to notice who sits next to me
 
ilieknothing said:
Kek this was not bragging at all. I’m too busy reflecting on my subhumanity and thinking about how I’ll kill myself to notice who sits next to me

only fakecels have hope for stacies.
 
I love how we all get so flustered and excited by something as simple as a girl being near us. Really goes to show just how deprived we are.
 
jagged0 said:
ilieknothing said:
Kek this was not bragging at all. I’m too busy reflecting on my subhumanity and thinking about how I’ll kill myself to notice who sits next to me
only fakecels have hope for stacies.
Says the fakecel who has stuck a penis in a non paid vagina
 
More action than I've had in 15 years of adulthood. GTFO FAKECEL
 
You got women to sit next to you on the bus?

FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
kek it's funny how we see shits like that as accomplishments, the other day I sat next to a young cute girl at the bus and she fell asleep on my shoulder for almost 1 hour lol it was the best day of the year
 
Must have been nice. Im not sure what i would have done tbh, i probably would not have looked at them good enough to report on the situation. Just staredp at the ground and hope one brushs up against me.
 
Congratz for being an Alpha male.

Now, you could reminisce back to that moment, every now, and then.
 
I hope you farted or made them feel uncomfortable somehow.
 
Second Coming said:
I very much enjoyed this autism. I liked the part where you explained that you weren't going to brag about literally sitting next to some femoids.
8 / 10
 
I had a similar feeling on a bus when three FHOs sat nearer me than a black guy. Top kek.
 
Second Coming said:
I very much enjoyed this autism. I liked the part where you explained that you weren't going to brag about literally sitting next to some femoids.

8 / 10

Jesus, this is autistic as hell, LMAO!
 
kodoku said:
kek it's funny how we see shits like that as accomplishments, the other day I sat next to a young cute girl at the bus and she fell asleep on my shoulder for almost 1 hour  lol it was the best day of the year

lol fucking chads up in here
 
pic of you or it didnt happen OP
 
kodoku said:
kek it's funny how we see shits like that as accomplishments, the other day I sat next to a young cute girl at the bus and she fell asleep on my shoulder for almost 1 hour  lol it was the best day of the year

How did you survive. I'd probably pass out.
 
StemCel137 said:
pic of you or it didnt happen OP

idk bro im not sure im chad enough to take a selfie
 
flowerful said:
idk bro im not sure im chad enough to take a selfie
 
  
lmao read your post than your comment again
 
I can image their though process "Oh boy, this guy looks very underwhelming and bland, I guess i'll take the seat next to him"
 
OP forgot to post pic of bus


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Nice i'd be one of those betas standing up though lol
 
acidburn10 said:
Nice i'd be one of those betas standing up though lol

damn lmao
always look for a seat is my advice
 
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kek it's funny how we see shits like that as accomplishments, the other day I sat next to a young cute girl at the bus and she fell asleep on my shoulder for almost 1 hour lol it was the best day of the year
I've had women avoid me as much as possible. On one occasion, a foid quickly blocked me from sitting next to her on a very crowded bus. Another fell(wearing sandals) on the ground and accused me of pushing her until her foid friend said "It wasn't him".
Yes. I've had foids switch bus seats because they believed I was staring at them.
Your opinion on Metro Transit? Have the new rail routes been completed?

They managed to restructure and synchronize the rail lines/bus lines within the downtown metro area perfectly after a few months.
 
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