Zombies would be like world war Z or dawn of the dead where they can run/sprint, but aren't stronger. What are you guys gonna do?
inb4 "heueheueheu im gonna rope xd"
inb4 "heueheueheu im gonna rope xd"
Serious Fellas, what'd you boys do in a zombie apocalypse?
I have a good chance to survive the apacolypse only if they were slow and clumsy. If they are going to be like world war Z I would die before I even commit suicide.
>stock up on shit
>wait till normies start killing eachother
>hole up with my supplies for a week or 2 till they chill out
>good moring apocalypse
I'd also try to set up a bunch of traps in a building and live a hermit life there, any normie that walks in dies in my traps or I kill him for trespassing. Herding the zombies would be good aswell since they make a great weapon but with the sprinting ones I doubt I'll be able to do it. Eventually I'd start making myself little outposts around town, plant some shit on the roof and in the non-asphalted parts of town. Once groups start forming I'd try creating good relationships with me and them through trade of goods or services, besides I doubt they'd consider one loner to be a huge treat.
I often fantasize about being a guide through my town during the apocalypse, like escorting families, traders or scavangers.
Also, finding a qt redhead apocalypse wife would be nice, especially since there are no chads around to cheat on me with and she'd be dependent on me for survival.
>wait till normies start killing eachother
>hole up with my supplies for a week or 2 till they chill out
>good moring apocalypse
I'd also try to set up a bunch of traps in a building and live a hermit life there, any normie that walks in dies in my traps or I kill him for trespassing. Herding the zombies would be good aswell since they make a great weapon but with the sprinting ones I doubt I'll be able to do it. Eventually I'd start making myself little outposts around town, plant some shit on the roof and in the non-asphalted parts of town. Once groups start forming I'd try creating good relationships with me and them through trade of goods or services, besides I doubt they'd consider one loner to be a huge treat.
I often fantasize about being a guide through my town during the apocalypse, like escorting families, traders or scavangers.
Also, finding a qt redhead apocalypse wife would be nice, especially since there are no chads around to cheat on me with and she'd be dependent on me for survival.
Fort Benning
Would any of you fuck a female zombie? Volcel if you wouldn't tbh.
first thing I'd do in zombie apocalypse is looking for foid zombies.
better zombie than incel tbhtbhngl.
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Imagine removing her teeth and letting her just gobble on your dick.
Wouldn’t you get infected? During an apocalypse it’s possible to get survivors who are women.
I know, I just saw the opportunity to post that and couldn't resist.
> fellas 
I got you covered @Ritalincel
I got you covered @Ritalincel
stockpile on ammo and weapons and go ER
- Rape
- Kill
- Push normies out into the zombie infested areas
- Go to space in hopes of finding a better planet
Sit in my attic and wait for the sweet release of death. There are almost no guns in my country so protecting yourself would be futile.
EAT BRAINS
i would probably die in the first 2 weeks because i wouldnt have any food left and the zombies can sprint im fucked
UsainBoltmax
Don't really need guns to fight zombies. Swords an knifes with do. Some motorcycle leathers to prevent being bitten and your good to go.
join them. fuck humans
In which region of Croatia do you live? Do you live in a city?
Why don't I give you my adress and full name while I'm at it?
Just say primorje, Lika, or Slavonija, ffs. I live in an Istrian village.
Gonna find a gun, full fuel up my car tank, and play dota 2 and smoke weed
That's a cool idea.. being in Britanistan we don't really have guns, so it's going to get interesting. I have martial arts training and quite a few easy to use heavy weapons in my possession, even some sturdy sticks so I can maintain my distance if required. Should totally get a pirate sabre I've been looking at online. Good construction and everything. A very handy tool.
You underestimate the foids capabilities to find someone to cheat with
Chads still mog me even after death.
Female zombies wouldn't even come near me
I'm safe
I'm safe
I would be the beta manlet that just follows orders
I was never meant to live
I was never meant to live
Fuck fresh zombies.
lets be real most of us would just stay home and browse this site while posting zombie cuck faces
Fuck zombies
Undead pussy is still pussy
Undead pussy is still pussy
Stay in the lookout for jbs passing by
T
Die
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