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father's ballsack turned red and lumpy

jeetcel

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oh man it's so weird i couldn't even tell it to family yet;

so basically my father, took two astrazeneca indian version 'covishield' and one locally made vaccine (actually bill jew gates sponsored) 'covaxin'; this probably a year ago

last friday when i came back from work he looked scared and informed 'something's wrong down there' pointing at his junk to me and asked me to check :feelswhat:
so i did and...my 'origin place' his testicles were swollen red; looked like medium sized red tomatoes and to my worries his left testicle had a lump-like hardness at rearside on the sack

testicular cancer ? :feelsohgod:

vaccine related injury finally occuring ?

i thought he was done for and shouted at him ey the hell since when did it start to develop ? why did you not tell me before ? i kinda lost my own marbles over it and rushed him to the city to a hospital with cancer facility etc

spent entire time there getting one after another paperwork done over it and it took a while to get it checked from doctor due to rush; doc came and asked basic stuff age? when did you notice it ? any pain or feeling around it ? history of development etc;
and at end he asked him to show him,
turns out,
it was just a real bad case of rashes and lump like thing was just some hardened old cyst or something :feelsseriously::feelsseriously: even doc was smirking at me with expressions you got fooled buddy lol and asked me to take him to a dermatologist instead

:fuk: some of the most stressful hours in my life man; we visited derma guy and he performed a 10-min surgery to remove hardened cyst outta his ballsack; asked him to wash it more than once in this harsh summers wear loose clothing there and prescribed some tubes and lotions

seems his old age gonna bring many such incidents
 
im sure you see your dad's balls a lot
 
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im sure you see your dad's balls a lot
nigah what else could i do we two people live in this house and he worried 'something wrong down there'
 
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