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JFL Fat rich couples always win the lottery

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the lottery is for mafia money laundering
 
because lottery players are mostly fat old boomers
 
Wish i could win the lottery so id get surgery
 
1. That's because because people mostly play the same numbers for years, an older person is more likely to see their numbers pop up after years of playing

2. Being rich helps you win the lottery because you can afford to play more tickets

Also, if would be at ease, but I'd be kinda pissed if I finally won all that money in my old age when I can't truly enjoy it anymore, its very ironic, all the money in the world, yet none of the youth, vibrance and virility to properly enjoy it
 
No. Because im going to win the lottery
Good luck man. I hope you throw a few bucks back to your incel bros when you're lighting hundred dollar bills on fire to light cigars.
 
1. That's because because people mostly play the same numbers for years, an older person is more likely to see their numbers pop up after years of playing

Im too low IQ to understand statistics properly but its my vague notion that this is not true, even if it seems like it should be. If you've flipped a coin and got heads 10 times in a row, the chance of getting heads on your next flip is 50% - independent of any previous result. Same with number balls, if 1 27 36 44 48 59 came up in one lottery, the odds of them occurring in next weeks lottery are still the same.
 
Im too low IQ
You are.
Both things are simultaneously true. If we were to flip a coin right now, it doesn't matter how many times you flipped it in past, your chance of getting heads is 50%.
However, the more tries you have, the higher the chance of eventually getting heads.
 
1. That's because because people mostly play the same numbers for years, an older person is more likely to see their numbers pop up after years of playing
Maths isn't your strong point is it? Your probability of winning doesn't increase if you retain the same numbers. Also you don't know the fatties use the same numbers anyway.
 
Most amercians and ukfags are fat af so what do you expect
 
If I win I will throw a massive weeklong orgy with the most attractive escorts money can buy. All cels invited
 
Maths isn't your strong point is it? Your probability of winning doesn't increase if you retain the same numbers. Also you don't know the fatties use the same numbers anyway.

Im too low IQ to understand statistics properly but its my vague notion that this is not true, even if it seems like it should be. If you've flipped a coin and got heads 10 times in a row, the chance of getting heads on your next flip is 50% - independent of any previous result. Same with number balls, if 1 27 36 44 48 59 came up in one lottery, the odds of them occurring in next weeks lottery are still the same.


See this point here:
You are.
Both things are simultaneously true. If we were to flip a coin right now, it doesn't matter how many times you flipped it in past, your chance of getting heads is 50%.
However, the more tries you have, the higher the chance of eventually getting heads.

My point exactly

@VirtueSignaller & @masterwizard

Your odds don't increase by betting on the same number over and over (obviously), but its more like there's more security in your bet, because when (IF) those numbers finally do show up, you will definitely get it, as opposed to maybe playing different numbers and ironically missing out on a prize, also its effortless and cheaper, so you can afford to play everyday there is a drawing, which makes it less likely you won't miss a prize if your numbers finally pop up

I'm not saying that merely playing the same numbers magically increases your chances, I'm saying that if you are playing the same numbers indefinitely for years upon years endlessly, if that set of numbers happens to pop up, you'll get it, and that's how I notice older lottery players play, they have "special numbers", whereas the younger lottery players I talk to play numbers based on "getting a feeling", so they play randomly, I've even talked to a few guys that missed winning (not huge prizes but decent amounts) because they randomly decided to change their numbers, if they had remained consistent they would have won that day

Think of it like a whack a mole game, but imagine its millions of holes and 1 mole, I only have one hammer, now I can run up and down the long corridor where all the moles are going to pop up and try and guess which hole it will be and swing at random holes endlessly, or I can stand in one spot and continuously bang my hammer against the same hole over and over, hoping a mole just pops up underneath it, my odds are the same, but my effort and expenditure is much cheaper, its better to "choose" the number than "chase" the number, a lot of people ironically miss prizes from doing this (myself included, small cash prizes though, if I ever lost millions switching my numbers I'd KILL MYSELF)
 
1. That's because because people mostly play the same numbers for years, an older person is more likely to see their numbers pop up after years of playing

2. Being rich helps you win the lottery because you can afford to play more tickets

Also, if would be at ease, but I'd be kinda pissed if I finally won all that money in my old age when I can't truly enjoy it anymore, its very ironic, all the money in the world, yet none of the youth, vibrance and virility to properly enjoy it
See this point here:


My point exactly

@VirtueSignaller & @masterwizard

Your odds don't increase by betting on the same number over and over (obviously), but its more like there's more security in your bet, because when (IF) those numbers finally do show up, you will definitely get it, as opposed to maybe playing different numbers and ironically missing out on a prize, also its effortless and cheaper, so you can afford to play everyday there is a drawing, which makes it less likely you won't miss a prize if your numbers finally pop up

I'm not saying that merely playing the same numbers magically increases your chances, I'm saying that if you are playing the same numbers indefinitely for years upon years endlessly, if that set of numbers happens to pop up, you'll get it, and that's how I notice older lottery players play, they have "special numbers", whereas the younger lottery players I talk to play numbers based on "getting a feeling", so they play randomly, I've even talked to a few guys that missed winning (not huge prizes but decent amounts) because they randomly decided to change their numbers, if they had remained consistent they would have won that day

Think of it like a whack a mole game, but imagine its millions of holes and 1 mole, I only have one hammer, now I can run up and down the long corridor where all the moles are going to pop up and try and guess which hole it will be and swing at random holes endlessly, or I can stand in one spot and continuously bang my hammer against the same hole over and over, hoping a mole just pops up underneath it, my odds are the same, but my effort and expenditure is much cheaper, its better to "choose" the number than "chase" the number, a lot of people ironically miss prizes from doing this (myself included, small cash prizes though, if I ever lost millions switching my numbers I'd KILL MYSELF)
That's the problem. By picking a set of numbers you have cucked and enslaved yourself to continually playing. Play once a week? What if they make the draw twice a week? How about three times a week? Numbers pop up one time you don't play? Livestream your sui boyo.
 
if I ever lost millions switching my numbers I'd KILL MYSELF
In that scenario you wouldn't have lost millions because you wouldn't have had it to lose in the first place.

That's the problem. By picking a set of numbers you have cucked and enslaved yourself to continually playing.
Correct.

Gambling in general is low IQ.
 
In that scenario you wouldn't have lost millions because you wouldn't have had it to lose in the first place.


Correct.

Gambling in general is low IQ.
Admittedly I play the lottery but for the aforementioned reason I deliberately use a random generator.
 
40% of America are fat, so it’s not surprising. The lower classes, which typically play the lotto more than the average person, are the fattest.

The West is so rich that it actually takes effort and money to eat healthy lmao.
 
Play once a week? What if they make the draw twice a week? How about three times a week? Numbers pop up one time you don't play?

I don't think you understand how lottery games work, they play the same amount of times per week, so if there's a game that plays once a week, it only ever plays once a week, its isn't some free for all frenzy where the lottery board is playing mind games with the participants having you guessing when to play lol


Admittedly I play the lottery but for the aforementioned reason I deliberately use a random generator.

That's the stupidest way to play the lottery, unless those random numbers are "wheeled"


In that scenario you wouldn't have lost millions because you wouldn't have had it to lose in the first place.

By that logic none of us are losing out on having a girlfriend or losing out on sex, because we never had it to begin with

If one can only lose out on things they currently possess, then that really alters the definition of "lose"
 
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if any of you guys win the lottery,i am here.just saying.
 
I don't think you understand how lottery games work, they play the same amount of times per week, so if there's a game that plays once a week, it only ever plays once a week, its isn't some free for all frenzy where the lottery board is playing mind games with the participants having you guessing when to play lol




That's the stupidest way to play the lottery, unless those random numbers are "wheeled"




By that logic none of us are losing out on having a girlfriend or losing out on sex, because we never had it to begin with

If one can only lose out on things they currently possess, then that really alters the definition of "lose"
I know several countries where the frequency of games per week has increased. Point being you have cucked yourself because you cannot miss one draw. Ever. If you miss one draw and your numbers come up then what?
"I'm going to pick muh same lucky numbers every week!" Chances of winning are 1/15625000000 (assuming you require 6 numbers and each number is 1-50).
When I play with random numbers and you play with your lucky numbers are chances are........................

Exactly the same.
 
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When I play with random numbers and you play with your lucky numbers are chances are........................

Exactly the same

Yes, I also said this, I usually wheel numbers, also using a specific set of numbers has nothing to do with it being lucky, you are just using it out of convenience and cost effectiveness

Most people who play random numbers, play sets of random numbers, whereas most people who play the same numbers often just buy one ticket per drawing with the same numbers, its so cheap that way, that they can afford to play for every single game

Using specific numbers is just more cost effective, and its less effort

Also our odds are only the same if you are using wheels like I did, and you don't sound very knowledgable about lottery games so I doubt you do
 
Using specific numbers is just more cost effective, and its less effort

Also our odds are only the same if you are using wheels like I did, and you don't sound very knowledgable about lottery games so I doubt you do
Do you have dyscalculia?

Specific numbers more cost effective?

Odds of winning are the same irrespective of wheels or whatever crappy voodoo shit you come up with.

If you pick the same numbers (e.g. 3 because my mom was born on the 3rd) you cuck yourself because YOU HAVE TO PLAY EVERY TIME. If you miss one draw you're fucked.

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You think this is bad? Look at the people who win Publishers Clearing House's 5k a week for life
 
Do you have dyscalculia?

Specific numbers more cost effective?

Odds of winning are the same irrespective of wheels or whatever crappy voodoo shit you come up with.

If you pick the same numbers (e.g. 3 because my mom was born on the 3rd) you cuck yourself because YOU HAVE TO PLAY EVERY TIME. If you miss one draw you're fucked.

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You are responding in a manner which indicates you literally haven't read one thing I said, so I'm done responding at this point because I'd just be repeating myself, please learn to read
 
You are responding in a manner which indicates you literally haven't read one thing I said, so I'm done responding at this point because I'd just be repeating myself, please learn to read
50 balls are put in a hat.

Every week 3 balls are pulled at random.

I pick 3 random numbers every week.

You pick 1, 5, 9 every week.

Each week we both have mathematically the same odds of winning.

One week you forget to play.

1, 5, 9 are pulled.

Livestream your sui buddy boyo.

Picking specific numbers is RETARDED.
Most people who play random numbers, play sets of random numbers, whereas most people who play the same numbers often just buy one ticket per drawing with the same numbers, its so cheap that way, that they can afford to play for every single game
How the fuck would you know this? Pure speculation.
You think this is bad? Look at the people who win Publishers Clearing House's 5k a week for life
Are they fat?
So i have to be fat and be in a ralationship to win? :feelstrash::feelstrash:
Pretty much yeah. Chances will increase exponentially.
 
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50 balls are put in a hat.

Every week 3 balls are pulled at random.

I pick 3 random numbers every week.

You pick 1, 5, 9 every week.

Each week we both have mathematically the same odds of winning.

One week you forget to play.

1, 5, 9 are pulled.

Notice in your retarded hypothetical you had to force me to make a mistake to have a point, your entire argument is disingenuous, and most of what you said here I already agreed with, but you are so retarded (or your reading and comprehension skills are so much shit) that you just can't see it, I already said my odds don't increase

If we looked at the lottery like a whackamole game, guys who play as you do are frantically running after millions of different holes and randomly smashing your hammer against them, guys like me are also randomly smashing our hammer (same odds), against A SINGLE HOLE (less effort and expenditure)

People who play random numbers often end up playing multiple tickets, by virture of being less sure of themselves, that's just common sense, and I've seen that from observations too while talking to other lottery players, I myself played like that too, sometimes I still do play like that.

How the fuck would you know this? Pure speculation.

Actual experience within the lottery community, talking to people in person about how they play the game, talking to people on forums, etc. The more you talk to varying players, you start to notice a pattern in how people play, varying in age. Older people play a lot of lottery games, especially retired old people, but they play specific numbers, younger people play more sporatically (not as consistently as older players) and they usually use random numbers, this is why it does not surprise me that its usually older people playing the lottery, older people have more free time, and more expendable income than younger people, so they can afford to play consistently


Are they fat?

Pretty much yeah. Chances will increase exponentially.

JFL at the irony

"What you are saying is retarded BlkPillPres"

"Being fat and old magically increases your chances of winning the lottery"

You don't get irony do you
 
Notice in your retarded hypothetical you had to force me to make a mistake to have a point, your entire argument is disingenuous, and most of what you said here I already agreed with, but you are so retarded (or your reading and comprehension skills are so much shit) that you just can't see it, I already said my odds don't increase

If we looked at the lottery like a whackamole game, guys who play as you do are frantically running after millions of different holes and randomly smashing your hammer against them, guys like me are also randomly smashing our hammer (same odds), against A SINGLE HOLE (less effort and expenditure)

People who play random numbers often end up playing multiple tickets, by virture of being less sure of themselves, that's just common sense, and I've seen that from observations too while talking to other lottery players, I myself played like that too, sometimes I still do play like that.



Actual experience within the lottery community, talking to people in person about how they play the game, talking to people on forums, etc. The more you talk to varying players, you start to notice a pattern in how people play, varying in age. Older people play a lot of lottery games, especially retired old people, but they play specific numbers, younger people play more sporatically (not as consistently as older players) and they usually use random numbers, this is why it does not surprise me that its usually older people playing the lottery, older people have more free time, and more expendable income than younger people, so they can afford to play consistently




JFL at the irony

"What you are saying is retarded BlkPillPres"

"Being fat and old magically increases your chances of winning the lottery"

You don't get irony do you
The last bit was sarcasm kek.
 
Fat, rich, and couple all seem to be terms that are almost always inclusive.
 
So your entire thread is sarcasm then?, because the topic is:
"Fat rich couples always win the lottery"
Title and last bit. My salient points concerning probability still stand. Continue with the whack-a-mole. But remember, by guarding that one hole you have consigned yourself to an enslavement of watching over that very hole for eternity. For one day if you fall asleep and the veritable little mole pops his head out of the hole you picked then it's time to livestream boyo. I will honour you by fapping to it kek.
It's good that you argue and it's a sign of high T. But learn to concede occasionally otherwise people will ultimately give you less credit irl.
Incidentally how did you decide on your special numbers? Co-ordinates for your favourite fried chicken joint or birthdays of your mom and dad?
 

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