Your mom is such a fat cumbucket she had her year book pictures taken from an helicopter 
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Your mom is such a fat cunt when she goes to the zoo the guards try to put her back in the water
Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family photo
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sunk the titanic!
Yo mom so fat the director of the whale movie credited her as the main actor
Your mom is so fat that people started praying when she got in the airplane
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Yo mama's so fat when she was done sucking my dick I had to jog around to hit it from the back.
yo mamma so fat she birthed godzilla
Yo momma is so fat she got accused for war crimes in nagasaki
Yo momma is so fat, she got cave explorers all over the world flying in to explore her hole
yo mamma so fat they used asteroids for her breast implants
yo momma so fat, when she skips a meal the stock market drops
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Yo mama's so fat rescue crews tie the winch around her.
yo moma so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory
Yo mama so fat, when she played Mario Kart, she crossed the finish line before the race started!
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