THE TRUE HONKLER
I'd rather drink six razor blades from a dirty cup
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After realizing his chink sister was an old whore @Fat Link wanted ling ling to become a born again Christian, despite her jewish heritage and just completing her gender reassignment surgery, @Fat Link thought his sister could be forgiven by God.
Fat Link logs into his reddit gold account with 100,000,000 + karma from posting on incel tear and Female Dating Strategy and r/lgbt+, to see in his feed the good news from r/catholicism.
''God is gay''
Fat Link got down on his knees and looked up to his rainbow flag picture of a shirtless Jesus hanged up on his wall.
''thank you for your mercy, big holy one''
@Fat Link could now watch BBC with a clean conscious and absolve his troon sister's sins!
Fat Link goes to check on his sister who is down in his basement.
As he goes down stairs he passes his mum in the kitchen.
''Fat Link, I made your favourite vegan soy sausages with mayo''
Fat Link replied ''Not now mum!, also where is my other mum, I havent seen her all day?''
Fat Links 1st mum replied ''She's got a new job as a BBC porn star and a reddit mod, remember, she is now a busy independent woman''
Fat Link continued to walk down to the basement to see his sister, and on the way down, Fat Link thought about becoming a mod just like his second mum.
Anyway, Fat Link enters the basement and takes the gag out of his sisters mouth
Fat Link : babe I want to work things out with you
Ling: I don wuff yu
Fat Link. : sweetie you are now a virgin the lord says so
Ling: I big ho I fuck your spic brotha @Dregster again last night
Fat Link: didn't the lord die to repent for our sins
Ling: OK you give me moeny I need condoms for street tomorrow
Fat Link.: you see this is why I love you ling ling your so silly
Ling: you stupid now I go to other room and sleep
Fat Link: can we make love?
Ling: how much you have
Fat Link: I have a heart filled with love
Ling: OK I go now
Fat Link: wait come back I have a gift for you
Ling: what is that
Fat Link: it's a pencil case filled with mints
Ling: OK I put my condoms in pencil case night night
Fat Link logs into his reddit gold account with 100,000,000 + karma from posting on incel tear and Female Dating Strategy and r/lgbt+, to see in his feed the good news from r/catholicism.
''God is gay''
Fat Link got down on his knees and looked up to his rainbow flag picture of a shirtless Jesus hanged up on his wall.
''thank you for your mercy, big holy one''
@Fat Link could now watch BBC with a clean conscious and absolve his troon sister's sins!
Fat Link goes to check on his sister who is down in his basement.
As he goes down stairs he passes his mum in the kitchen.
''Fat Link, I made your favourite vegan soy sausages with mayo''
Fat Link replied ''Not now mum!, also where is my other mum, I havent seen her all day?''
Fat Links 1st mum replied ''She's got a new job as a BBC porn star and a reddit mod, remember, she is now a busy independent woman''
Fat Link continued to walk down to the basement to see his sister, and on the way down, Fat Link thought about becoming a mod just like his second mum.
Anyway, Fat Link enters the basement and takes the gag out of his sisters mouth
Fat Link : babe I want to work things out with you
Ling: I don wuff yu
Fat Link. : sweetie you are now a virgin the lord says so
Ling: I big ho I fuck your spic brotha @Dregster again last night
Fat Link: didn't the lord die to repent for our sins
Ling: OK you give me moeny I need condoms for street tomorrow
Fat Link.: you see this is why I love you ling ling your so silly
Ling: you stupid now I go to other room and sleep
Fat Link: can we make love?
Ling: how much you have
Fat Link: I have a heart filled with love
Ling: OK I go now
Fat Link: wait come back I have a gift for you
Ling: what is that
Fat Link: it's a pencil case filled with mints
Ling: OK I put my condoms in pencil case night night
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